Barry M

Barry M

@barmas.bsky.social

Maker of Kertelreiter cider & perry. Planter of orchards. Perry pear freak, wannabe pomologist, cider historian, ex-homebrewer. Editor & writer at Cider Review. Certified Pommelier. Irish in Germany. Owned by a border collie.

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See that silver path leading towards the Sun? That’s spider silk. The meadows and fields all around are covered in millions upon millions of threads, linking tips of grass in a vast net that’s shimmering with every footstep we take. Hard to capture, but magical to walk through.

It’s warmer than I thought. I’ve just taken off my fleece and long sleeved shirt, so down to a T-shirt. Meanwhile ahead of me some chap is going topless. Maybe it’s even warmer along the path.

Good morning. A funny thing: a farmer neighbour popped by to ask if she could harvest the apples from this little stand of trees. I told her they don’t belong to us, and who she should ask. She said she asked them, and they said they gave me the harvest some years ago…

And this is true. They did, but I thought it was just for one year, a year they didn’t have time to harvest apples to make their own juice. So for years I’ve been walking by these trees, which includes a magnificent Perry pear tree at the back, wishing I could still take some of that fruit. 😆

For years, I have been bringing a case of cider to the owners during harvest time, as we harvest from trees right beside their house. Trees that don’t belong to them, but used to, so it felt right. Now I realise they probably thought I was bringing the cider as a thank you for these other trees.😁

Follow me, and I will make you fishers of pears 😜 Gathered the olive nets in from under the Helden tree, but didn’t take any back with me. Winding down, just trying to source some quince and 120kg of apples for one last pressing session on Saturday to make a couple of things I want to make.

Then sorted a couple of crates left from our fruit show a week ago. Keeping some for eating, the rest will get thrown into the press on Saturday.

I should have put more rosemary and stuff on top, but it’s the fluffiest, moistest focaccia I’ve ever made.

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Promised my wife I’d make focaccia today. Used to bake more regularly, but not done so in ages it feels. So, dough made. Looking forward to it later. Was thinking I should do something useful in between, tidying perhaps. But maybe just sitting & reading while it lashes rain outside is useful too. 🤔

Promised my wife I’d make focaccia today. Used to bake more regularly, but not done so in ages it feels. So, dough made. Looking forward to it later. Was thinking I should do something useful in between, tidying perhaps. But maybe just sitting & reading while it lashes rain outside is useful too. 🤔

Ok, doing something nice and useful. Last year, an old chap near Waldürn asked me to help identify the pears in a collection that was planted about 20 years ago. They never mapped what they planted 🤦‍♂️ I’ve assembled info on all the varieties I know they had available to plant, so making a folder.

I was feeling very guilty last weekend. Less so this weekend. Between my overstressed workload, other contributors being in harvest mode or ill, & all of us volunteering our time, I realised it’s ok not to publish for a week or two, we don’t owe anyone anything. But we do owe our health something.

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The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed that we have not published new content in the past two weekends, which is somewhat unusual for Cider Review. But do not panic, this self imposed hiatus is a result of a number of factors, but we have not gone anywhere. Just a short break.

Well, that was a lovely thing to wake to. A customer sent this photo with the words “Thank you Barry for this masterpiece. What is the percentage of wild plums inside? I’ve never tasted anything like this.”

Some “quality control” this evening. I should probably formally launch this tomorrow. If there’s any left…

We picked a few bucketloads of Kieffer’s pears for the rootstock project. Usually I’m delivering leftover pomace of specific single variety pressings as a seed matrix for developing new rootstocks. This time just pears, and they’ll pick the pips out by hand. Happened to know a man with a tree.

Rain has eased off, we’re finally out the door. Will be coming home with pockets full of walnuts. I like how some trees have huge nuts and others are really tiny.

Caught. Scenes from earlier this morning. Anu then stared at me (that border collie stare) until I told her it was ok to take what the cat left over. 😄

Picked the remaining quince hanging on the tree in front of our house before the winds come. Huge! The quince seemed to like the dry, hot summer.

Something wonderful I made from last year’s quince. A small batch of quince wine fermented with bay leaves. Not yet officially released, I only bottled it three weeks ago. I’m pleased with it.

I should be writing, but I’ve been enjoying the last two days not having events and deadlines and pressure over my head, just doing little things I want to (other than the day job). So the radio, the dog, and a bottle of Gewürztraminer it is.

Might seem idiotic to be mowing in mid-October, but I want to restart a job I couldn’t get done in Summer, and it’ll be easier with short grass in this part of the orchard. Those posts need to go into the ground and was rock hard in Summer.

Good morning. It’s nice to be back home and to this lovely girl. The best thing is there are no immediate events or anything that MUST be done in the coming few weeks. I might press some apples if I can find some, maybe some quince if we get enough, but no pressure. 

It has been a very long day. Out with the dog at 6:30, final preps for market, then the whole day talking. Breakdown took longer than expected, so have missed the train I wanted to get to Frankfurt, so still have 3 hours ahead of me till I reach my work destination there 🤦‍♂️

But in a quick count of the cash box, was a pretty good day! I should probably eat something… there were so many tasty things on offer at the market, but I didn’t have a thing since some porridge at 8 this morning. Just peppermint tea and Gauloises.

I’m afraid there won’t be a new article on Cider Review tomorrow. I was too busy the past few weeks to start cracking any whips on our lovely contributors. 🤪 Will try not to lose any sleep to that…

Well, that was quicker sorted than I expected. Everything we need for tomorrow loaded onto my mate’s flatbed, so I can switch off for the rest of the day. We’re having a beer, which is nice 😊

Oof… just met the organisers of tomorrow’s market to set our new location (the planned one really fucking sucked considering where we are and what we do). She said they expect 3000 to 5000 visitors! I have now loaded an extra keg and a few more cases of cider and perry onto the van…

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As ever the variety is thrilling; what a world. I love that some pears get a whole container to themselves, like they’re a Mr Big gangster, or a walrus sunbathing on a pier.

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The last time I organised a fruit show in the village it was pretty big. We had over 200 varieties on display over a weekend where we also had fruit IDing & sold cider. Was a pretty nice event. Tomorrow’s display will be considerably smaller, but I still wanted to do it. photos are 2024 obviously 😁

The last time I organised a fruit show in the village it was pretty big. We had over 200 varieties on display over a weekend where we also had fruit IDing & sold cider. Was a pretty nice event. Tomorrow’s display will be considerably smaller, but I still wanted to do it. photos are 2024 obviously 😁

Good morning. A bit stiff today, but out with a shopping bag to collect a few more pears for tomorrow’s fruit display. Soft day.

Off to Mannheim for a small medical procedure. Was planned a couple months ago, yet the timing sucks in hindsight. Hoping it won’t affect my ability to do physical work this weekend, as the coming Sunday market means a lot of hauling shit around.

Out picking pears and apples for a small fruit show we are putting on this Sunday at the Naturparkmarkt here in Schefflenz. Been a bad year, so not sure I’ll get the 30 varieties I wanted.

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If you listen to the latest @deliciouslegacy.bsky.social, there’s a part I talk about the “Turgovian Pear”. A few years ago Igrafted every pear variety with Turgovian in the name. This leftover was grafted to a mature tree, no idea which one it was. 🤪 Will look when I get home. First time fruiting!

Out picking pears and apples for a small fruit show we are putting on this Sunday at the Naturparkmarkt here in Schefflenz. Been a bad year, so not sure I’ll get the 30 varieties I wanted.

Do t usually have to be so careful, but for a show need perfect fruit. 😁 Picking Rheinischer Krummstiel apples. A few left.

As I can’t reply 😉 I assume you read Cider Review so! The only place regularly publishing deep dive articles on Perry culture and history. Advert finished 😁

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It was great fun chatting with Thom about perry. He really let me off the leash, meandering through parts of the history of ths drink and fruit that has so captured my imagination over the past 7 or more years. So sorry in advance for the geekery. :D Thanks Thom!

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