Bart Sutton

Saw the leaks today. Looks like I'll be spending that $70 on something else come November. By that point it'll probably buy a couple of loaves of bread and a Sprite.

I can think of nothing less useful than a chat replay alongside an archived video. What, am I going to interact with someone 5 hours ago? Did the jerk store run out of them?

Shout out to the social media team for that new Odyssey movie. Whatever they're doing must be genius because every fifth post in my feed is discussing it.

It's that beautiful time of year when the fireworks tents migrate from their summer roosts in Wal-Mart parking lots and return to their nesting grounds in Wisconsin.

NEW TENCHI MUYO! ANIME PRE-LAUNCH PAGE! Kiyone, Nagi, and Ken-Ohki set to return for all-new adventures! Directed by none other than Hiroshi Negishi! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7D6... #tenchimuyo #天地無用

It looks like that Street Fighter movie trailer literally broke the Bluesky.

It's been a while since I participated in one of these. grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

I was planning to take my cat to the vet this week, but after seeing so many dead pet posts today I'm just going to keep her at home and maybe feed her some nice tuna fish instead.

It's a new year. You know what that means.

Happy New Coheed Day, everyone!

I'm beginning to think those weirdos who wrap gifts in aluminum foil are onto something.

I almost forgot to celebrate Friday the 13th. Time to dig out the candles and put some music on.

Shout outs to the Bluesky moderation settings. No particular reason.

I finally had some time to sit down and work on my backlog of new video games, so of course I ran through The Stanley Parable and Portal for the second and fourth time, respectively. Sorry, P5R.

Goodbye Black Friday, hello Did I Keep The Receipt Saturday.

Of course I didn't take a day's vacation to do housework. Don't be silly. I hired myself for 8 hours to perform basic household maintenance.

I'd like to know why the most urgent issues come up right before a holiday break, and also why I never smarten up and take the entire week off like everyone else does.

I'm finally picking up Persona 5 Royal again after a short break of...4 years!? At least I don't have much further to go. There's only the three dungeons, right?

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Introduce myself in 4 video games?

I haven't forgotten about Bluesky, but I'm staying away until after the American presidential election. Too many lukewarm takes from basement correspondents and too much negativity in general. Y'all have fun though.

Friday Me: It's almost 4:00, I'll just save the rest of these emails for Monday morning. Emails: *following up like rabbits* Monday Morning Me: fuuuuuuck

Welp, only eight hours or so before I have to put Weekend Bart back in the cupboard. Better go spend them lying awake in bed and dreading my alarm, I guess.

Bluesky is where all the fighting game players should be because you learn how important blocking is.

Friday afternoon hits differently when you got nowhere to be, nothing to do.