Jake Bujnowski

I AM HYPERVENTILATING. MY BOY IS IN MADISON

I am 33-years-old and I would like to retire from the workforce now, please

Never in question. BEAR DOWN

Lmfao my bad Cairo

Let's get to it, chop chop

I just want to relax and play Pokemon

@bencollins.bsky.social say it ain’t so!

Our baby has achieved Maximum Cute and it’s making my heart explode!!! I can’t handle it!!!!

In da name of Da Coach, Da Pope, and Da Windy City… Bear Down.

“You serious, Clark?”

Do any other Cubs fans feel like the electricity around the 15-16 teams taught you what a winning vibe feels like? Because I’ve been waiting for that spark again, and I just haven’t fully felt it. It didn’t take long into this season for me to realize this Cubs team didn’t have “it”

I would like to try out for the Cubs pitching staff

See ya tomorrow!

What if the Cubs get no-hit lmao

Well then

If Pete had pulled that in, my goodness

King starting PCA with a front hip sinker at 96 is absolutely absurd

Has Michael King ever looked this filthy before in his entire life

Watching DWTA and I can’t get over how awkward Julianne Hough is in the skybox interviews

Gonna go winless on this fantasy football Sunday but I won’t let it ruin my day I swear to god

Braxton Garrett’s been solid in Iowa. He was an under-the-radar deadline addition, and I’m surprised he hasn’t been up

My baby makes sounds like Kirby in Super Smash Brothers and I love it SO MUCH

Listening to Death Cab’s Plans on a crisp fall day and wanting to bawl my eyes out but can’t because I’m on SSRIs like every Millennial raised by DCFC probably should be 🥹

Can’t imagine going to a professional sporting event to hold up a sign with a Bible verse on it

Have Illustrator’s smart guides gotten worse? Objects seemingly refuse to snap to the edges of artboards, always leaving a sliver of white, but they sure will snap to everything and anything else!

I swear it is impossible to have a waking day in this country that costs less than $40. Anyways, Bear down

Hysterical to me that there were still people saying Jayden is better than Caleb coming into this season. It won’t even be a conversation by week 5

CALEB WILL-HIMS

My toxic trait is seeing designers online and saying to myself, “I could do better.” And then I just don’t