BasicAFBayAreaBlackGuy The Last King Of Thotland

Bye fren 👋🏾 #TheTugIsTheDrug 🎣

“I am still living with your ghost, lonely and dreaming of the west coast” Night swim under the Hunters moon LFG!

We need these mixes on vinyl, less WiFi more Lofi

Fishing in a living Ansel Adams photo is something very few of us get to do. That being said go book a trip with ya boy and go experience something greater than yourself

Seriously tho, where is #InstrumentationSky or #FieldTechSky or #TweekerBirdSky if you’re old school. #ControlSystemEngineerSky where tf y’all at?!?

The white boy Jar Head homie just sent me this. Birthday ball loading 🫡

When the English decided to use rashers for breakfast they really cooked with that 1, far superior to what we use in the states. Credit where credits due but honestly it was probably the Irish that came up with and the English just stole the idea and pawned it off as their own

Slim, hide the shank, guards coming!

“Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been at sea” - Samuel Johnson This is by far my favorite rendition of this monologue, happy Saint Chrispin’s day to the few, the happy few, that band of brothers

Typos kicking my ass this morning 🤦🏾‍♂️

Anyone know what tomorrow is?

Serious shit going down at work

Stay ahead of the power curve my nigga

You can’t call plays from the press box and expect the team to execute boss.

How tf does DJ Quick still like he’s 30?!?

4th quarter Wes just go different bruh #FlyGod is an awesome God 🙏🏾

That shit worked my nigga! It definitely wasn’t my shit that fucked up 😮‍💨

Jomashop really the 1 huh

I’m not a smart guy, definitely not educated I barely made it out of high school but… actually there’s no but, that’s it that’s the skeet. Do with that information what you will

Jared Kushner killed Mass Effect!

Oh shit, today was Trafalgar. Cool

Is there a patron saint of machinery I can say a quick prayer to out there

Yes lawd!!!!

BlueSky’s anti-bald agenda is a barrier to progress in these trying times.

We like organized crime wit a teflon vest on Elon Musk a rat, Bonny like Revlon Not gassin I handle a pump like Chevron Point it at you like abra cadabra now your chest gone. Aye Ghostface left earth on that Amigos Da Dundas The Wallabee CHAMPION is alive and well 📶

Damn she looks like that at 62 and got a little money

Chugga chugga mf’s

Saw that Grimes is doing the podcast circuit. I don’t know anything about her other than she spread her legs for one of the most vile men the world has ever known. Did she do something else, is there something I should know about?

The best Mississippi can do is wax poetic about taking an ass whooping speaks volumes

Some of y’all I follow on here it’s just because I think you’re hot

Lemme catch one of y’all slippin, gonna have a 5 year supply of turkey feathers. The flies will be immaculate

Walk the earth like Kwai Chang Caine opening jars, pumping gas and killing spiders

4th quarter Craven hit different. Sha Hef, Dark Lo and Mike Shab LFG!!!

This the 1

This was done really well. I still think he’s Black

Some slight

Got you!

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Bro this just made me so happy!!! That’s amazing

Saved 4 more trash pandas today, that’s 7 on year so far. I don’t man I got soft spot for little fuckers

You ain’t right for that. You not wrong but you still ain’t right

Ima bar guy, been one since I was 17 and found out the local didn’t card on off nights, copped my first fakey at 19 in a bodega in Manhattan and bartended for the better part of a decade in my 20’s-30’s. Sadly I have responsibilities now but I love this account and love seeing all the badass pubs!

@captkandy.bsky.social hey bro my kid came home today and said she “sold” at quarter back during PE today. I’m thinking that’s a good thing but nah definitely not. According to her it means booty, ass and 2 pack of cheeks, sucked. Does yours use “sold” that way? I’m hella curious now.

Larry 🍊 Bo Jack (227) Gibbs 🐰 Mozzy But honestly and truly everyone of em got a spot on my playlist

I mean all this is going to do is get Le Pen elected and Black and Brown folks abused and kicked out of Europe. I guess they said “well it worked in America why not try it here”

Oh I just KNOW she had Charlie killed 👀