My name isn’t Bruce but you can call me Bruce

Mike Denbrock needs to be put on concussion protocol

Batman has been my nickname since freshman year of high school (30yrs ago). Some only knew me as Batman. Yet, ain’t nobody has ever wished me a Happy Batman Day. Feels bad man.

I posit that reincarnation is real BUT there has yet to be someone who died a good enough person to be reincarnated into a creature/being capable of consciousness and self-awareness. I think we’ve topped out at bullfrogs or sloths. Most come back as bugs or livestock. Keanu will be the first dog.

Jason Garrett SUCKS. Jason Garrett BLOWS.

Is the discourse I’m hearing about #TheCritic true? Cause if it’s all a lie, I’m gonna go full on projectionist lady crazy.

The world sending their energy to the Spurs on this game 7

Spurs! It’s not illegal to guard Caruso

Hilarious to see thunder fans on here whining about Wemby having a Golden Whistle.

I wonder if the thunder flop into bed. Or flop onto the couch. Flop into their cars? I’m surprised they can take a shower with major injuries or worse. Embarrassing.

So nobody gives a shit that Wemby got smacked across the face first??

Candace Parker’s hate for the Spurs is on full display. #GSG

I’ve had squirrels in my attic for far too long. I’ve tried to block access, strobe lights, smells they don’t like, and humane traps. None of these things worked. To keep my attic from further damage, I had to shoot one today. I didn’t want to and I hate that I had to do it. RIP little squirrel

Wishing a very happy Trans Day of Visibility to all those who made the courageous choice to live life as the true person they are. Maybe one day, more can find that courage as well #trans #transday

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Shout out to my man, Alan Ritchson for delivering justice to a maga wanker. Let him be Batman, he’s earned it. He needs a trilogy after Battinson is done with his.

That is some bullshit @bsky.app. No reason to suspend or ban him for that. Shouldn’t pedos be the bad guy?? #FreePatton

I don’t get sensitive when I hear jokes about my religion. But Lindsey Graham’s comments were sacrilegious and a huge slap in the face to Catholics all over the world. Fuck him and fuck 47. He needs to apologize.