Daddy 🦇🩸

I’m just really dumb so I get along best with an aggressive power bottom who allows me to get disrespectful with their ass 🫶🏼

Totally forgot about this place oops

That weekend feeling! Come relax with Papa~ Done by @/malliseeed on X

That weekend feeling! Come relax with Papa~ Done by @/malliseeed on X

POV you’re being a bad boy so Daddy has to grab you by the scruff of your neck, yank you into the air, and growl into your ear in front of the whole party. It’s ok they know your daddy can be strict 🫶🏼

I’m the kind of dom that goes overboard with aftercare cause I beat 👏 that pussy 👏👏 up 👏👏👏 and I respond well to a sub who can vocalize their needs 🙏🏼

Don’t look up while giving head or I’m gonna tug my cock out, spit into your open mouth, then force this dad meat in until I feel the back of your throat

If you have a fat ass and wide breedable hips DO NOT talk to me (I will fall in love and be unable to control my dick)

I need new art! Need bara artists 👀

Unfortunately I’m Daddy top in the sheets but baby boy out in the streets

POV Vlad coaches you through taking his cock for the first time his intense virility suddenly makes you fertile. Oops, now you’re pregnant 🤷🏻‍♂️

’m in the mood to yank down a subs panties, cum in them, and force them to walk out in public with me soaking in my seed 🫶🏼 obviously my arms around them and honking at their ass the whole time we’re out, too!

It’s Mayternity?! I should’ve known, I’ve been extra musky and full of cum lately….

I need a dedicated Reddit list of when I should go to the bathroom during movies. I see a lot of them in theaters and these 2 hour bad boys test my bladders strength every time

Im such a gentleman I usually include a “thank you” in my aWOOOgaaahh ass reply when one of my bottoms sends me a nude 🫶🏼

I’ve been in a bad mood for like 2 weeks and it reached its crescendo when I spent an hour annihilating a bottoms hole and only came ONCE :( Daddy needs a reset, he’s losing his mind kitten 😵‍💫

Bird bones are hollow because they need the extra space to store all of their RAGE

I’m having a rough time so who’s soft doughy ass can I use as a pillow to sleep this bad mood off??? Warning you will be unable to move for 4-12 hours (I nap a lot)

Men definitely excel in roles of submission cause why did I cum 4 times in a row last night when a bottom decided I was their “good boy” and put a collar and leash on me??? Explain that!!!

If you don’t like having your holes eaten out hard for a few hours and sloppy like it’s my last meal WE ARE NOT A MATCH 🤬

Shoving your fingers in my mouth while you’re working my cock kind of factory resets me (or makes me cum instantly…so be careful)

Toilet paper: over or under? I’m an over person and I don’t understand why under is an option, it’s way less convenient!!!

Caught ya staring! (@/PaulTazDevil on X)

420 hell yeah

I’m one of the only men at my job and (not to toot my own horn) but I’m quite big so I get constant comments about my body and because most of my coworkers are older ladies I think it brings a very good balance of sexual harassment at my expense (feminism ftw)

I’m trying not to be a toxic top but this short jock boy with the perfect ass and a hungry pink hole confessed he has a girlfriend…it just made me fuck him even harder :( I can’t help itttttt

Constant reminders that I’m big keep me horny which keeps me ready to fuck which keeps my stamina high and which means I end up cumming hard and often….so go ahead and squeeze my bicep and rub on my chest 😍

Ah shit, it’s beefy Dad time!

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! It’s a dumb BS “holiday” so don’t get down if you’re single cause so are a lottttt of others. Daddy loves you 💕

Caught ya staring! (@/PaulTazDevil on X)

I have a thick uncut dick (foreskin rolls back nicely, it’s chewable, etc) but that also means after i pee it keeps dribbling :(

Yes I’m Daddy but sometimes Daddy needs babygirl to put a collar on him and command him around until he’s panting and hard, ready to demolish your hole like never before 🥵

My instinct to go “awoooga” when my bottoms being really sexy is why the goofy disarming guy gets so much ass. They can’t resist big dorks, remember that!

I’m such a good boyfriend I just sent a bottom who I’m not official with a video of me dancing shirtless to one of their favorite songs then pumping a load out for their birthday (I’m such a simp oh my god help)

I think my ideal throuple is me, a femboy, and the dom wife who keeps us both in check (but pegs the absolute fuck out of our little bottom)

Ok but what if Vlad dressed up as Krampus and forced bad boys into chastity cages and brutally punched out their assholes with his huge cock before stringing them up and spanking them until they submitted and pledged to be good boys from now on???

If I’m cumming inside you I think it’s only fair that you push that back onto my cock so I can admire my own virility 🫶🏼

I really don’t like when someone plays hard to get after we’ve fucked. Ive had you squirming and begging for my cock whyyyyy are you not replying! After a lil of that I’m ready to block cause I don’t have time for all that lol

And what if I told you that Vlad has a ‘pre-winter’ rut? Biologically required to fill wombs before bulking up and becoming full Dad provider during the coldest time of the year~

Mac and cheese discourse is to distract us that turkey is by far the worst protein for a big thanksgiving meal