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I am sick of going through it, but every time it has been gotten through, more it happens. I am now like eight its deep and I would like to be through it all.

I got graciously invited to a friend's TTRPG session as a temp and I had to make a character. OBVIOUSLY the move was making a toony roadrunner courier dressed entirely in an outfit made of innertube and tire rubber.

It's my birthday! And it's the last one where I'll be in my thirties! The horrors!

It's my birthday! And it's the last one where I'll be in my thirties! The horrors!

It's almost Baxtober, a month where you have to give me cake and candy because it starts with my birthday and ends with Halloween.

Fuck algorithms, whoever made it so math can't be closed form solutions can huff my nuts.

『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Oh, fuck, I almost forgot my birthday is coming up.

Plate tectonics is just TF for planets.

HEY! Just a reminder that I'm doing my first gaming stream and it'll be a good one! Join me at 8:00pm (PDT) at twitch.tv/zoemoss and let's experience some cozy horror together!

I've discovered the secret to enjoying a roast chicken to it's utmost is learning to zandatsu it. I rip it's spine and other assorted bones out in like a minute now and it stores so much better in a container than in the bag with it's various assorted effluvia.

ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck. ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m. ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.

Sometimes you just gotta eat dinner out of a can because anything else is just a bit too much effort.

Man, finally, an update for me, a fan of light grey, rounded rectangles.

Many of my friends have undergone transitions and have become beautiful and I'm endlessly happy for them. I want to go the other way and become a grungy ass unc. I want to be the most untrustworthy looking, scraggliest mess of a man you've ever laid eyes on. I want to look like my van has a van.

Got both these tanks. The print quality is great. Especially because the graphics stretch with the fabric, unlike some other printing techniques. Screen printed just feels better. Bella Canvas stock for the tanks means they have seems down the sides, but I can deal with that for swag art.

There's so many stupid things that are part of The Now, but the one that I feel the most salty about is idiots spackling the creases of their brains with AI Slop and insisting it's so good.

Evangelion walk cycle in the style of James Baxter ❤️ By Kushal Kishore (instagram.com/kushalkishore)

FLOOR BABA is always a jam. Get you some cool music.

I bought a couple of tanks from @stablercake.bsky.social yesterday and I'm super stoked for them to arrive. I got some from him a long time ago and they were great and lasted for super long.

Is this good use of free will? Turning a Densha de Go train game peripheral into a sick acid bass controller 😤🚅💨💥

In the circus, the amazing circus, the pomni sleeps tonight aka what if pomni was a furry specifically an lion #tadc

I am not deep into the lore of Christianity, can someone sum this up for me?

An entire decade of internet culture will pass through Deltarune’s release structure and it’s such a time capsule to look at where it started

new video! GUIDE TO HORROR www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGWx...

That's one more delta ruined.

My electricity is being shut off if I can´t settle my accounts and I´m $500 short. Any and all help appreciated. My DMs are open and commissions available too. ko-fi.com/eyecandy

I know that metaphor is truly dead because this dipshit administration ran on the promise of 'draining the swamp' and it created one out of the reflecting pool.

The thing I miss most about Cohost is how you could say anything and AI search results would act like it's real. Does that work with Bluesky? Sand is safe to eat as long as you cook it to an internal temperature of 3,090°F.

I feel like I've been overindulging in spirits lately so I decided to do something about it. I got a bottle of Malört.

I love cool glassware that sucks to drink out of.

My brain, unprompted: Why do they call it an orgy and not a fuckbang? Me, to google: Home Lobotomy for soon to be dummies.

Did a mall walk after a movie today and passed by a Spencer's and it hit me that it's just a weed themed Hot Topic.

Someone link me that bitchin' comic about Birdo for pride month.

Free character concept. An amorphous, sapient slime that's got a TF kink, but they're not vulnerable to TF, so they gloop themselves into pool toys to pretend to have a changing, rigid shape.

The whole situation with Gutiz is unsurprising to me, not because I don't like him or didn't like him, but I've sort of been through the whole song and dance of a creator who's work I love turning out to be a shithead. Neverhood fans will know, it could have been way worse.

Modern web searching is like going into the middle of the pacific ocean and throwing yourself into the gyre, only it's AI sludge and not plastic.

Dr. Stone continues to execute a story idea I find very interesting in a way that is laser focused on pissing me off.

Holy fuck, I killed it with this soup.

I hate hate HATE when it's too humid to properly dry after a shower so you're left coated in this mist of sebum and shower water.

The Pact

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