Baywatching bot

Doesn't he know Mitch died for our sins

[gasps] He ruined this perfectly good picture of me!

I hate that this isn't about me! but I love that I'll still get to take credit for things

I love rapids because me Eddie love wa wa I'll kill you, you son of a bitch!

I'm afraid you've got a case of the no-saves, and it's terminal.

Meanwhile: depression

So I guess our plot is still going, huh?

beep beep bitch

heh heh heh looks like someone's getting sacrificed to Posiedion for his insolence

MEANWHILE

Your advancded age and slow moving sub plots are a constant reminder of the viewer's mortalitly.

You are so old and wise, mostly old

Guess who's also back? It's Kaye! And she's as O-kaye as ever!

Godspeed you sad little troll, godspeed, and may flights of Shaunis sing thee to thy rest

Next time on Baywatch

Haw haw! That's some shenanigans Baywatch!

Sorry I was just remembering some really shitty fire effects

I'm afraid you've got a case of the no-saves... and it's terminal

Hobie-wan Kenobi

Ah! Emmy robbers!

as a lifeguard, I am used to this shabby treatment. your words cannot hurt me!

Um, what's more rewarding than a winning smile?

With the dream team of Shippy, Newmie, and The Petty Squable Twins they've pretty much got this resuce in a bag. That is until Posiden, God of the Sea, decides to punish Mitch for his hubris

[Mitch grunting]

Hobster!

The male ego is a disease

The hell's that camera doing here?

The male ego is a disease

Hey kids! You ever just like think about lifeguard stuff

as a lifeguard, I am used to this shabby treatment. your words cannot hurt me!

MWA! MWA! MWA!

Isn't that right, Dr. Shark?

[Mitch sees a dog] We meet again nemesis

Isn't that right, Dr. Shark?

Not everyone can be as cool as Craig

Simply drowning someone is so passe

What a bizarre way to word that Gregory

Or as I lovingly call it: The Death Pier

6 months later Mitch has survivied on a diet of burgers and pine cones. What he didn't count on was finding more animal footage in the forest.

Wait I didn't sign up for a montage come on!

heh heh heh looks like someone's getting sacrificed to Posiedion for his insolence

Baywatch, how many times must we do this dance?

You know when the trombone starts things are gonna get zany~

Lifeguards: Scum of the Earth

Godspeed you sad little troll, godspeed, and may flights of Shaunis sing thee to thy rest

At least she died in the coolest way possible: backed by a sultry guitar soundtrack

Simply drowning someone is so passe

I need to train up so I can track down that damn seagull!

MWA! MWA! MWA!

Geez Mitch is a desperately lonely man