Brian Blonn

I’ve always considered myself to be quite feminine.

Great?

Well, I mean, they’re both vile.

As of Halloween, annual homicides in Chicago are the lowest since 2014 and the second lowest since at least 2001. No amount of murder is acceptable, but a 50% drop from the pandemic spike is pretty remarkable. And there's still a chance that we'll hit a 25-year low by the end of December.

The Trial of The Monarch

Meanwhile, CEOs make 280 times the typical worker today. The system is rigged.

Newsom: Anyone checked out my Patriot store? We do have some knee pads. It’s a signature series. They’re sold out at the moment. The universities, and all these law firms, and certain media organizations—I figured they can use these.

I’ve been listening to old episodes of @pftompkins.bsky.social Spontaneanation & one of the best parts is knowing Janet Varney is a guest before she’s announced just because you hear her distinctive laugh.

Election night is the only day of the year I watch any news and once again, not a single mention of climate change. The sooner people get it through their thick skulls that it is very truly the only issue that matters, the less devastating it will be for our children and their children.

Did you take a gander at the Book of Revelations while you were there?

I call this a Wisconsin taquito

I don’t know whose death I want to come first, Trump or the Marlins man.

Brock from the Venture Brothers is the best developed and executed character in the history of storytelling.

If Enoch Burke is yelling in your face it’s just a sign that you’re in the right.

If Bill Belichicks’ tenure at NC has taught us anything it’s that Brady was a great QB in spite of his coach.

I think I’ve murdered at least 50 million ants today. May the Ant God have mercy on my soul.

In a country with more than 330 million people, I would say roughly 3-5 million are actually capable of thinking critically and objectively.

Real time data coming out of the world’s climate measurement systems should be stopping us in our tracks. The latest estimate shows that, this week, the Earth is 1.9°C warmer than before we began burning fossil fuels. #climatecrisis #ClimateEmergency #auspol www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/we-re-t...

They really put the ‘big’ in bigotry.

This picture should be titled ‘1400 pounds of bigotry.’

Since moving to best-of-7 there have been 4 postseasons where one LCS was a sweep and the other went 7 games 1988 2006 2007 2012 The sweeping team is 0-4 (2-16 game record) in the World Series

Young Republicans Under Fire Over Racist, Homophobic Group Chat https://theonion.com/young-republicans-under-fire-over-racist-homophobic-group-chat/

I’m all for the #NoKings hoopla, but if the American Revolution never happened Charles III would be our king, slavery would have been abolished 60 years earlier, we’d have free healthcare, no second amendment and a far more representative parliamentary government. Just sayin.

Fuck Donald Trump and Fuck You if you voted for him you Stupid Garbage Human Fuck Face. That is all.

Good news: carbon intensity has declined Bad news: carbon emissions increased, due to the rapid rise in world GDP Also bad news: the chance of staying below 2°C remained low, at 17% Better news: chance of going above 3°C has gone down substantially, from 26% to 9%

Researchers in Leeds have joined experts from across the world in warning that Earth is reaching the first of many climate tipping points that will cause catastrophic harm without urgent action. #climatecrisis #tippingpoint #auspol www.leeds.ac.uk/news/article...

Literally the only thing that matters.

Wait. The umps miss calls? When did this start happening?!!

Sat on the toilet for twenty minutes until I managed to pee. Goodnight and God Bless!

A nation (world also) teeming with dunces.

Welcome to America