Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty.

get in, no time to explain

You can’t possibly call yourself a master race and do shit like this.

Mannnnnn the tables turned tonight.

The only way this is possible is if everyone got 5 Elon bux. I have zero motion on Twitter

This means that the increased price of RAM and consumer electronics was a result of an artificial "supply chain crisis" created by Jensen Huang pushing NVIDIA's customers to take early delivery of GPUs. Jensen Huang is responsible for making life worse for everyone.

Dating app just asked me if I want to sketch to Halloween language. No, app, I want to make out with someone.

Diddy fighting with Dudus? Shower Posse Chris Coke? Woo boy.

Do you think someone really called LL Cool J “Big Silly?” I’ll give him “Big Elly,” but c’mon.

I bet Ludacris has called it his “little swimmers.”

I can’t fathom why people buy things when they’re clearly being gouged. Anyway, gonna wait for RAM prices to never drop back to reasonable levels bc of AI.

Fuck it, running Far Cry 3 for the first time since launch

Nü job gave me free Peacock. The Community dry spell is over

Shiiiiiit…maybe.

First temp drop of the year and I get a cold. Natch.

Greg Popovich marrying Mike Budenholzer’s ex-wife 5 years after he won the championship is a real monkey’s paw closing.

First Dolly, now this. Streets are in havoc.

Get on it before your next local

I bet the RGG team anguishes most on now to make Kiryu cool. The hijinx minigames gotta be an after thought.

They probably would debate hogs

Ok, Borderlands made their new character a little too hot

They really are wheeling Mitch around halfway to the gates of perdition.

Trying to get more flexible in my mid 30s in case ???

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth is the closest to Tony Hawk’s Underground any other game previous. I mean that in the highest of regards.

Always wash your hands twice before handling contact lenses after Tiger Balm. Learned that one the hard way.

シ－ク #oot #ocarinaoftime #ゼルダ

I keep FB around strictly bc my mom uses it. This is my suggested friend. If you know, you know.