Brandon Landes

Brandon Landes

@bbuddy25.bsky.social

A creative weirdo from the Midwest trying to navigate this fucked up world. Wattpad: https://tinyurl.com/yckhk9fb

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Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

If you complain about Rob Jabbaz’s upcoming film adaptation of Crossed being too violent or disturbing and say it shouldn’t be released, I’m automatically assuming you support the American versions of bullshit laws like this and want them to extend to horror 🥰

dadfuckers inc. 🔞@ifuckmy.dad

Roleplaying incest scenarios in porn will be criminalized in the UK as of next month, 2 years in prison for possession and 5 years for publishing I don’t know what to say that I haven’t said, this is bleak as fuck Any UK ABDL furries should also be extremely weary as this law targets you too

bbc.comPorn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government saysThe move follows a review into pornography regulation in 2025 by Conservative peer Baroness Gabby Bertin
Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

This will go down as the most bitchin’ album cover in existence.

Travis@someforeignfield.bsky.social

Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb, provided to Israel as one of many tens of thousands of aerial bombs in the 1,000 and 2,000lb class included in US military assistance.

Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

Being 21 in this day and age means knowing how bad vaping is and how stupid it looks but remembering FDA is a fucking joke now, so the disposables and pod systems at the convenience store start calling to you like the Green Goblin mask.

Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

Top 1 reasons not to kill yourself #1: Paranoid doomposters are gonna make it into some kind of fucked up conspiracy theory that’s completely disrespectful to every corporate whistleblower who actually had their assassination labeled as a “suicide”

Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

Fucking PREACH

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social

Criterion's K-POP DEMON HUNTERS release is targeting a generation just discovering the wonders of collecting physical media at a time when physical media companies need it most, while also introducing their catalogue to young movie lovers. This is a genius move. Get the kids into Criterion!

Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

Dudes be like “if I was a billionaire, I would make the world a better place” no the fuck you wouldn’t lol you’d just be the same greedy assholes as the rich fucks you hate so damn much

Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

Leftists: We can’t just vote our way out of the bullshit the republicans have done! Me: Oh, so we’re just not gonna vote this year? Also Leftists: HELL NO! You HAVE to vote! This election could decide the fate of our democracy! Me:

Brandon Landes
@bbuddy25.bsky.social

Jesus fucking Christ, I think I’m going insane. Between Kimmel getting paused, you people constantly saying we should give up when it was never even an option right now, and just being exhausted from work, I’m going fuckin’ MAD I tell ya!

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