Rocky Cain

Asmongold pre-guild: "We will conquer the server with sheer overwhelming numbers!" Asmongold post-guild: "Guys, I'm just a smol bean. We're switching to PvE."

I laugh when conspiracy theorist talk about child sacrifices to Moloch. If you look into the name, it's about as dumb as claiming we sacrifice baked potatoes to the great god, Microwave.

Calling Socialism Commmunist is like calling Black Sabbath grindcore

I played the fiddle for an Irish band But Ed Sheeran hit me with the concert ban

Robert Pattison playing To Catch a Predator like "As if you could outrun me!"

I like Romeo and Juliet as much as the next guy, but Robert Eggers needs to make a Wife of Bath film instead.

Just an average day in the kitchen youtube.com/shorts/2V17v...

John Fetterman's scrawny ass wearing oversized hoodies has the same effect on me as microdick rednecks driving oversized tank trucks

Feeling sentimental today. Here's a video I never want to lose. Best kitchen I ever worked at.

Wrath of Sirens puts on a good ass show. Praise heavy metal

A memory of Josh I never want to forget: Talking to him after a show he played drums for. I'd only seen him on Facebook as this big beefcake dude, then seeing him in person he was a shortstack like me. On top of that, a genuine, attentive gentleman.

A memory of Audrey I never want to forget: Seeing her at a Halloween party, sliding belly-first down a flight of carpeted stairs, and convincing everyone else to follow.

It's been years since I lost my friends, and it's given me ample time to reflect on the memory they carry. If I could send any message in their honor, it would be this: Strike boldly into the world as Josh did. Love fiercely the people within it as Audrey did.

Scrolling through Hinge and finding way more conservative women than I thought existed. I just gotta know, are there really women out there that support fascist regimes, marching to strip away their own rights? Not a troll question. This white boy is sitting down and listening.

This is why I will always stand by AOC. Even when the Bluesky brigade was raging at her for stupid bullshit, at the end of the day, she gives voice to my generation, as well as the coming generations. youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?...

It took me 3 years, but I finally finished Baldur's Gate 3. Now time to do what I do best and delete my character to start a new save.

Why does every chud grifter movie critic always fan-cast Sydney Sweeney?

Who's the dickhole who turned my profile into a thirst trap?

Thousands of years from now, conspiracy theorists are going to read Tolkien and think Middle Earth was a real continent between the east and west hemispheres.

The first act of The Odyssey was a better horror movie than Backrooms

I fucking love Double D. You got this teenage kid who calls his friends "gentlemen." Lmao

The Jak and Daxter trilogy is good, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Perfect encapsulation of the gerontocracy, and the corrupt capital keeping it's wretched, greedy husk alive.

Master of the power slide technique

Fucking robots

Emperor: "I believe you're ready to unlock your illithid potential"

Went to my local pride fest and found the typical "burn in hell" christians holding signs. I wanna tell them what Gideon's father told the Baal worshippers: Tell your god to get off his ass and defend himself. Paraphrasing, but the sentiment remains the same.

Scrolling through hinge and seeing women identify as conservative gives me an audible "ew".

He-Man was about as weird as Backrooms, sans the artistic merit. A celebration of meat-headedness with discount Whedon quipping dialogue. Cringer was cute though.

The party when Astarion chooses the good path: Wyll: "Astarion chose peace over power? I'm proud of him." Gale: "He did the right thing, sparing those innocents." Karlach: "Astation did a good!" Minthara: "You wish to consult me?"

This is what happens when you press a narcissist on their claims. No facts, no logic, no evidence. They simply throw their toys out of the pram and insult you for daring to question them.

1940s: "Killing civilians is bad." Moderate 1970s: "Killing civillians is bad." Liberal 2020s: "Killing civillians is bad." Ultra far left woke mind virus progressive communist

Pokemon has better checks and balances than american politics

"Backrooms" really captured that 90s vibe in a way only a kid born in the 2000s could.

Backrooms was rather odd

Capitalism, a haiku: Get back on the clock The pig is always hungry Oh, my aching back

I must've slept in history class when the founding fathers mentioned "beauty, safety, and the pursuit of cleanliness" as part of the American project.

As a cis het white male, let me tell ya: straight dudes are fuckin weird, man.

Life is hard, but we keep fighting

If a ballroom is what stops a shooting, they should build one in every public school

So Trump needs his ballroom so it can jump in front of the shooter and catch the bullet?

New guitar is here sooner than expected. Sliced my finger open at work and still healing, but I couldn't wait to get my hands on this thing.

The chuds are desperate to make you believe the reason you are broke and miserable is not because of late stage capitalism, but black Snape

Soon...