@bcferrys

We’ve been doing this all wrong.

O Captain! My Captain!

You’ll always have the helm, Mr. Chekhov.

Due to rain, all sailings are foot-passengers only until further notice.

Dynamic pricing, dynamic delays.

This year’s Hallowe’en costume is coming along nicely.

Paromy khodyat po raspisaniyu.

relinquish this turbulence

This Thanksgiving, we are thankful for buoyancy.

O brave new world, that has such real people in ‘t!

No one deserves the Blue Riband more than us.

Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s whistle is about to play the cimbasso part from “Il trovatore”.

While we await shipment of this year’s pumpkin spice clam chowder, we are offering last year’s leftovers at a discount.

Heavy fog in strait — North America cut off!

Expect delays. Link in the comments.

We have reached our cruising altitude of zero feet.

Attention passengers on the outer decks. Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises.

42. salishseaferrymap.com

Important notice: AI-generated tickets will not be accepted.

Reminder to all passengers to disembark and stay disembarked once your ferry has reached its destination.

Today’s cafeteria special is Continental Breakfast.

Commitment Roy Henry Vickers ~ Haida, Heiltsuk, Tsimshian 2012

Propulsion problems persist. Presume postponements.

Our “local vibe” is cavitation.

We have no comment on the clam-action lawsuit.

We are de-commissioning all of our U.S.-built ferrys.

When the Autumn weather Turns the leaves to flame One hasn’t got time For the waiting game

We are not anticipating heavier-than-normal traffic over the long weekend.

For those passengers wishing to abandon ship, the lifeboats on the starboard side of the vessel may not be seaworthy.

Aaaaaaa-aaa-afternoon delays

Such happy shipwreck music! m.youtube.com/watch?v=zqR0...

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. cheknews.ca/b-c-boaters-...

Flying Dutchman lands on Gilligan’s Island and finds Brigadoon.

Our onboard gift shoppes are duty-free.

We are unable to dock. Expect delays. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

So many departures, so little time. #bcpoli

Attention drivers. We have hired Doug Ford to deal with car alarms.

Expect detours.

Here’s the deal. You agree not to use other transportation, and we agree not to maroon you. Okay?

After much consideration, we will be removing the bike lanes from the passenger decks.

The saying is about rearranging the the deck chairs, not the deck. www.marineinsight.com/us-navy-reco...

We would not wish stern tube shaft seal issues on our worst enemies. www.bcferries.com/current-cond...

Summer Rain David Wilson 2026

Howe Sound, B.C. W.J. Phillips 1935

With great power comes great sailing times.

Attention passengers on the outer decks. Hang on to your hairpieces.

Livestock such as a horse can only be transported if it is travelling in a vehicle. And, passengers are not permitted to travel hidden inside a horse.

In order to reduce congestion over the long weekend, we have reactivated our reserve fleet.

Expect delays. Statement.

Don’t forget to tip the vending machine.