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Good morning, the Iowa Hawkeyes men’s basketball team had an objectively, scientifically proven, better season than the Iowa State Cyclones

A Falcons fan, and a large first half lead in an NFL postseason game…truly what could go wrong?

Currently playing at Hamburg Inn No. 2…”Smooth” by Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas @adamj.bsky.social

Rural Scott County, Iowa

The Great Tengri has blessed us with a Khan who is gentle to his friends and allies, to those who love liberty and freedom, and wrathful to our enemies who seek to oppress us! Let us be stewards of that blessing and bring our Righteous Khan to power!

When Chino screams “FIIIIIIRRRRSST…UNTIIIIIEEE MEEEE” >>>>

No, I should not be hearing belters like “Your Love” by The Outfield in the waiting room of the dentist’s office. That song rips far too hard for what is about to happen to me

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You know book is gonna be lit when the first entry in the contents is “list of illustrations and maps”

Delighted, honored, and humbled to share the roads with a fellow driver of such prestige and distinction

Learning some members of my extended family are going on a “British Isles” cruise this summer that ports in and out of…Copenhagen? This seems wrong, yes?

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the incredibly surly man *walking* in the Village Inn *drive-thru pre-paid* pie pickup line, who also, shockingly, had not pre-paid for his pies, and who then proceeded to berate the employees for being “incredibly disorganized.” Fuck that guy

Love to read posts performatively complaining about ¡El Assico! Is there a gun to your head? There are other games on! Makes one wonder, it does…

Love to be one of those guys who’s like “hey I just got into (band that’s been around for 40 years and was/is insanely popular) have you checked them out?!” but anyway I can’t stop listening to this song I love it so fucking much