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the confident “can you believe this shit?” eye contact of the dog that did not tear up a pillow

hooooooowwww are people still not muting themselves on zoom in 2026?!?

my brain under its breath: but stay asleep? 😏

ok but why did i immediately think this was a photo of rfk jr?

now tim curry?! i do not accept these events. i am rejecting these events.

i am unreasonably devastated about dolly parton.

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evermore sun, reputation moon, ttpd rising

lindsey graham won’t see everyone’s sentiments of good riddance on the internet but other cowardly republican politicians might and maybe they will think twice about their legacy???

if you see this, post your comfort character(s) 🕵🏻‍♀️

graham platner is really doubling down on being a guy who doesn’t leave when he is being asked to 😬

road trip lunch inspired by @repbecca.swifties.social who has the special skill of making taco bell sound so fucking good 😆

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

we gotta start calling these guys weirdos again

i’m obsessed with cillian murphey’s cameo being a poster. it’s perfect.

🤗🤗🤗

if my mum had her way, i kid you not, constance markievicz. first name, middle name. my dad was a firm no. but mostly because he was not a fan of the nickname “connie” 😂 hello, my name is constance markievicz. yep like the revolutionary.

yourself but as a cartoon 🩷💛

watched ‘the princess bride’ last night for the ♾️ time last night, paying extra attention to the incredible direction of rob reiner, & i was struck by the moment when the boy asks his grandfather to read the book again, the way peter falk turns back around is a direct reference to columbo- so clever

i’m sorry. the president of the united states continually refers to “transgender for everyone” & we’re not all collectively screaming “what the ACTUAL FUCK are you even talking about??” i get that everything is stupid & off the rails but how are we just letting this slide by without daily screaming?

* gianmarco soresi stretching in preparation for his r kelly bit to make the internet rounds *

happy halloween from the life of the party #weekendatbernies #halloween

i get where they are coming from but ring cameras have a function in terms of accessibility. i have a friend with advanced ms and having the ability to see and communicate with people at the door without having to walk over/look out/open it is a huge help.

#nokings oakland, ca

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

You think it's weird that I devote so much energy to memorising every little detail around us, but believe me, if we ever found ourselves in Cabot Cove I could solve your murder.

“now that’s what i call ‘uncoupling’!” -chris martin, probably

every congressional democrat should run on releasing the epstein files when they have the majority.

our drive from southern ca to northern ca today meant we couldn’t attend any rallies so we are taking the message on the road #nokings #abolishice

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

We asked people who lived in homeless encampments that were cleared out in city “sweeps” to write about what object was the hardest for them to lose. “They took my baby pictures and my moms obituaries,” a 29-year-old in California wrote.

Lmao

@darthbluesky.bsky.social someone pulled the netting off the blueberry tree. mabel says she didn’t see anything, had nothing to do with it.

“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

13 shows to get to know me: 1. murder she wrote 2. psych 3. columbo 4. diagnosis murder 5. schitt’s creek 6. bob’s burgers 7. matlock 8. magnum p.i. 10. home movies 11. make some noise 12. very important people 13. veronica mars

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @replsimon.bsky.social investigate this clear market manipulation now.

wait so people *can* be a different gender than they were assigned at birth??

jack says ⭕️ 🫣 #caturday