Ben Sampson

A merry "let's fuck up your small child's sleep schedule" day to all those who celebrate!

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social just seen there's been a fire at Rock City Nottingham. Is tonight's gig cancelled?

People always talk about the most beautiful sound a newborn can make being their first laugh or some such nonsense. The most beautiful sound a newborn can make is an ungodly long and foul shit after an hour of you pumping their legs!

A new era has dawned!

Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/

It's almost perfect that two of my last three completed videogames were some of the most compelling story experiences I've ever seen, in #ClairObscurExpedition33 and #TheAlters, and sandwiched between them was the perfect palette cleanser of #DoomDarkAges "no think, do violence"

So I just had Google push a BBC article to my phone lock screen, the headline of which spoiled the ending of Doctor Who, which I have not yet seen. What the fuck?!

Currently hiding in my kitchen, because my son is playing independently in the living room, and under no circumstances should I let him remember that I exist!

Hey @cardy.bsky.social, come alternative award season, can Monoco get an award for funkiest boss fight? #expedition33

Just finished Act 1 of Clair Obscur and I am shook!

Speaking as someone who had to get their 2 year old son to go to bed and hour earlier than usual: Fuck daylight savings!

Turns out my new Christmas jumper is the most comfortable jumper I own. How long am I allowed to keep wearing it for?

I listened for 13,398 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

When the only way to get your son to eat is to put the food on your plate so he steals it off you:

Why does my cat have such good contouring?