Billy Duss

This is such a wildly pro-Brewers crowd. I love it

Battery systems that can power electric bikes

I want to see these in the Bend Central District!

Googles "Oregon" Google: Here's the age consent age in Oregon

I was a lifeguard for a synchronized swimming team for one shift.

✅ Hasn’t renewed their tabs since the Obama Administration. ✅ Parked in a illegal spot. ✅ On top of the curb.

I hate that one of my first thoughts when we moved next to a school was “I hope there’s never a shooting there” I hate even more that I was wrong.

Fuck your guns

How do you get home after you drop off the electric bike for a tune up?

Security theater, work edition: The process for logging in to one of the key work tools I use for work requires up to six steps which can all be easily bypassed by having my phone.

The physical media revival is going strong in this household!

A few years ago I gave ChatGPT the prompt "Create a map of Deschutes County Oregon split into 5 districts with relatively equal population based on the 2020 census" and the results were pretty bad. I tried again today and things haven't improved:

My Teams note taker was running while I was talking to my toddler:

The Sounders seem to be hell-bent on building a soccer-specific stadium in Renton. If only there were a few hundred acres that had direct access to the Light Rail and could easily be developed into a stadium and a ton of housing...

If you get a 2.5% raise, and inflation is 2.5% you're not getting a raise.

Man shocked that he’s in a Nazi bar after letting Nazis in.

SKI-U-MAH

Very few things exist that cannot be cured by a LotR marathon.

The War on Biking

Buying a handful of Disney Blu-rays off eBay is cheaper than a month of Disney+

I’ve actually started creating TV stations from the DVD content I own

Added a third name to my mute list

I’ve had fraud committed on both my credit cards in the last week. Ugh.

Some exec. is rolling in his grave right now that this Millennial is working from the Costco food court.

I’ll come out and say it. I really dislike the zigzag bookshelves in the Central Library. They are poorly designed and make it more difficult to find what I’m looking for.

The set actually includes 6 wise men because they’re cheaper in bulk

The three wise men came with gifts of gold, frankincense, and the $1.50 hotdog combo

Keeping the free samples in Christmas

So the robots might kill my kids before the environment does. Lovely!

The DOJ just gave up appealing the dismissal of a handful of wiretapping charges against journalist Tim Burke, brought after FBI agents raided his newsroom in 2024. But other charges remain pending and should be dropped. Our statement:

Deliberately targeting civilians is a war crime.

www.maptap.gg September 8 94🏆 80✨ 100🎯 97🏅 89🎉 Final score: 932

In a lot of ways, the environmentalism of my parents' generation didn't ask anyone to sacrifice anything. People still drove (but it was a Prius), lived in the burbs (but with a beautiful garden), bought supermarket food (but bought organic). It was an aesthetic choice as much as anything. 🧵

The amount of baseball on broadcast TV is amazing and it makes me sad that everyone is saying we’re going headlong into a lockout.

Hand foot and mouth is the Malort of childhood illnesses.

After years of service our large heirloom plastic popcorn/bread making/vomit Tupperware bowl was retired today. In lieu of flowers we ask for you to make donations to your local food bank.

I’m cooking a pot of beans and listening to the Grand Ole Opry. There HAS to be a country song about that.

🚌, 🚲, 🚊,🚶, or 🚙 (carpool)

This is the built environment surrounding the author's place of employment. See the problem? That's right, too many e-bikes.

Current (likely unpopular) opinion of the moment: Everyone should just use a 24-hour UTC clock. It doesn't matter if you're having lunch at 12:00 or 19:00 or 03:00 but having a consistent clock when scheduling meetings across multiple timezones would be immensely helpful.

The best movie idea ever:

I’m willing to bet the entire NO crowd combined have fewer than 5 children.

Work six months ago: We're introducing [AI tool] and encourage everyone to use it for everything. Have it write your emails, have it manage meetings, AI, AI, AI! Work today: Please keep an eye on your usage and use [AI tool] thoughtfully, especially for repeated or resource-intensive requests.

Utterly spent.

Harvested, processed, and froze my rhubarb plant and have 56 cups worth in my freezer

Little things that bring me joy: Last night I was able to listen to a CBC radio station originating from Calgary (almost 600 miles away).

Why does Roma consistently get the best kits in Serie A?

I graduated college in 2009 and moved to Seattle. I applied to 500+ jobs before getting a job as a bank teller that required a high school diploma.

"Fall has arrived in Seattle. Crisp, clear, sunny" Apparently the AppleTV announcers know literally nothing about a calendar or weather in Seattle