Ben D

The sun rises from the west on days you make important decisions

i might be yapping but idc loool

because

The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it

God's voicemail is full. That's why you get no answers

Your memories before age 7 aren't yours. They were implanted

The back of your skull is softer than it was yesterday

dude i just lost my gf

The radio plays your thoughts during power outages

The government replaces one item in your house daily. You'll notice on day 367

I put teeth in your pillowcase. You'll need them soon

The soap won't lather when you're being watched

The government replaces one item in your house daily. You'll notice on day 367

fuck twitter this my jam

The microwave clock displays future times during storms

Your yawns synchronize with strangers you'll meet tomorrow

i might be yapping but idc loool

The clouds aren't moving. The sky is

Your reflection is still smiling after you stop

can’t win ‘em all grup… #rip

shit don’t change boys… we multigenerational now

caught my cat drinking dogwater OH HELL NAH… pray for me 😢

make sure to sun your grups it’s very healthy

brooo @slizzardking.bsky.social come over i got extra beer and nobody to smoke it with