Beague (aka Slug)

If they are so against the establishment I don’t understand why the need for flags and the absence of diversity.

“Is Tony Blair right?” they keep asking on BBC news. Well, he’s certainly not left.

Is it possible for the BBC to go more than a day without putting that absolutely smarmy twat Zia Yusuf on the air. He’s always saying “I’m sorry but….” when the only sorry thing is his continued existence as a public figure.

There are two kinds of Reform voters, millionaires and racists. Check your bank account to see which one you are.

Just waiting for the photo of the heavily armed agents waiting in the wings being counted down for their entry.

When politicians tell you that the way out of poverty is to get a better job they are telling you two things. 1. Minimum wage is not enough to live on 2. They do not value workers on minimum wage, such as shop workers who sell them cigars and whisky and cleaners who clean their houses.

Tie Fighter sounding cars are all well and good (and I love that I now hear the sound of Tie Fighters patrolling my neighbourhood every night) but the change of pitch generated by a gear change (real or simulated) are manna to the petrolheads soul.

My brother once told me that no one should be offended by racist language because “it’s just words”. So I called him an arrogant white c**t and he took offence. Unfortunately he was unable to see the irony.

Nadhim Zahawi currently on Sky News complaining that the Green Party have worked out how to appeal to more than one section of society and how it’s just not fair.

When Nigel Farage tells you that it’s immigration that is making you poor, that it’s taking all the doctors appointments, that it’s filling the schools, that it’s occupying all the housing, I implore you to check how much the tax dodging, ex city banker Trump fanboys like him have stolen from you.

The Conservative Party keeps saying that people with mental health issues should get a job. Hmmm, work sets you free. Now where have I heard that before 🤔.

When Nigel Farage tells you that it’s immigration that is making you poor, that it’s taking all the doctors appointments, that it’s filling the schools, that it’s occupying all the housing, I implore you to check how much the tax dodging, ex city banker Trump fanboys like him have stolen from you.

I was out for a stroll in the countryside and I spotted some cows playing hide and seek. Some were better than others but the black and white one had found the best hiding place.

We’ve been calling ourselves civilised for quite a few centuries now but we still think that the best way to deal with other countries is to run up to their borders with a big stick and then beat our chest and yell. Sheesh.

Just realised I forgot to wish everyone a happy Apocalypse Eve! Have a good one all y’all.