Bear

Bear

@bear1109.bsky.social

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Dude your daughter has huge fucking knockers and your wife's flat as hell. You got that bimbo seed in you bro? You shoot that shit that pumps out stacked sluts? Your semen telling me if I estrogenized you, you'd be pornstacked?

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“I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again.” More later, but my love for LOTR directly led to a Middle Earth invitation & I’m emotional.

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Getting back at my wife for stealing my hoodie and sitting in it all day by getting fucked by men in her wedding dress.

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Don't eat delectable pies left vulnerable to cool on windowsills. They might be corrupted. Every year, countless unsuspecting boys steal infected pies and mutate into clumsy busty boywives. In mere days, they're fully domesticated, baking their own contageous pies to spread the sickness.