SexTheHex

SexTheHex

@sexthehex.bsky.social

πŸ”ž18+ only kinky stuff! Writer, Artist, Erotic Renaissance Man Expect big woman penis and huge boy ass. He/Him. No ERP. PFP by Octoboy. All chars 18+

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Look dude. Your injuries were fatal and the only life-saving bionic implants we had were for luxury-grade sex robots. You can stomach being a cyborg bimbo stripper. Also, would it kill you to shake those huge cans as thanks?

Showing her big brother how proud she is for him taking his girl pills by sitting on his morning wood. Super rude of him not to be cracking his hot little sister every morning. Now that he's trapped here, it's time to change that and make it lesbian sex.

This charioteer double mount growth rate shit is funny as hell

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Replaying Cai's route and not doing anything disgusting. Just look at my perfectly normal level 11 Noctula.

Upon gaining legal rights to The Fountain Of Youth, Joyce Chemica innovated. Now, with over the counter Bimini-synthesized HRT, Joshua's smoking hot bimbo body is raking in all the cutest guys, even at age 71.

Bill is savoring the greedy palms of a fat ugly bastard groping his huge tits, and hasn't mentioned yet he's 25 years older than his assailant.

Sometimes a post leaving my orbit is a little scary, but this one is cool. Every time someone touches it, I get to look at Nydine.

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I'm sorry, but your strategy is suboptimal to simply assembling a large lesbian polycule.

Looking back, I think these stories were the moment where I realized something being silly and ridiculous didn't stop me from masturbating really hard.

Dude your daughter has huge fucking knockers and your wife's flat as hell. You got that bimbo seed in you bro? You shoot that shit that pumps out stacked sluts? Your semen telling me if I estrogenized you, you'd be pornstacked?

Nydine and Dante are fighting hard to be my Fortune's Weave favorite. Look at them going atβ€”oh my god, hold on, they're kissing. Now they're fucking each other. Wow, now they're both really enjoying my weirdest fetishes.

Told Ultand her fucked ponytail doesn't make any sense. She said her dick works like that too and it made plenty of sense to my mom.

"How did he learn to throw it back that loud from a single year in a sorority!? Little bro, make that big clapping boy ass shut the fuck up. If you don't stop getting your big sister hard, I'm telling mom you sit on her horse dildos and upload it to OnlyFans."

Dude!? Come on! I made my butt huge, bought these pink yoga pants, and even said I learned how to twerk -just for you-. Can't youβ€” *CLAP CLAP CLAP* Take a fucking hint!? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Don't eat delectable pies left vulnerable to cool on windowsills. They might be corrupted. Every year, countless unsuspecting boys steal infected pies and mutate into clumsy busty boywives. In mere days, they're fully domesticated, baking their own contageous pies to spread the sickness.

I appreciate people putting their ages in their bios so I know they're adults. That said, these fuck me up if I think too hard about them. I don't like realizing the 19 year old trans dog girl grew up with Undertale, a Nintendo Switch, and Covid.

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Making sure there's a heart shaped hole in the seat of each of my maid femboys' panties so when they bend over I can look at their massive asses overflowing out of their underwear.

! [Fortune's Weave Menu Functionality Spoiler] ! Using Ninae as an Armor Knight in one playthrough and a physic bot in the other has generated the funniest stat swing. Res stat suddenly exploding out of her skirt.

Leda, everyone at the fancy party's been waiting for you! Where have you been? Why do you smell like you've been somewhere wild? What is that pink pubic hair doing on your lips?

Hope in the DLC that when walking around Dagsion, Orchel makes clanking noises. They need to leave imprints in the concrete where she stepped. I need her to accidentally break a flight of wooden stairs and go "whoops!"