BeardedPumpkin

Here they are lit up. Gotta love ideas from the TikTok or whatever the kids call it.

Good morning and happy Tuesday. Monday was rough. Hopefully Tuesday is better. Who needs a shot?

Today is the mondayest of Mondays. Ugh. Give me all the espresso. Anyone else?

Beef n broccoli with rice. It’s what’s for dinner. Who’s hungry?

Good morning and happy Sunday. The weekend is too short. Who needs a shot?

Good morning and happy Sunday. The weekend is too short. Who needs a shot?

He understands today’s vibe

It’s Saturday. This is the plan. #wakenbake

He understands today’s vibe

Good morning and happy Saturday. Who needs a shot?

Good morning and happy Saturday. Who needs a shot?

Just a few more hours and the weekend starts. Only have to do a bit of work on my truck but otherwise relaxing and football. What’s everyone else doing?

Just a few more hours and the weekend starts. Only have to do a bit of work on my truck but otherwise relaxing and football. What’s everyone else doing?

Good morning and happy Friday. Who needs a shot to kick the weekend off?

Good morning and happy Friday. Who needs a shot to kick the weekend off?

Old man rant of the day: I miss the days when football only came on a couple channels. We are really stretching for talking heads to do pregame on 47 stations now. #oldmanrant

Good morning and happy Thursday. Who needs a shot?

Good morning and happy Thursday. Who needs a shot?

I touched grass today. Was a gorgeous day for a cross country meet.

Good morning and happy Wednesday. Have today off for cross country. First, espresso. Who needs a shot?

Good morning and happy Wednesday. Have today off for cross country. First, espresso. Who needs a shot?

Conversation I have daily at work “it may be called red oak, but it’s not actually red. It may be white, or pink, or brown, or salmon or more likely all of those”. What’s something weird you get to talk about daily at work.

Looks like she got the heeler too. As you can see, he’s thrilled. I give him 10 seconds and he’ll shred that. IYKYK

Looks like she got the heeler too. As you can see, he’s thrilled. I give him 10 seconds and he’ll shred that. IYKYK

When your 75 lb guard dog is really just your daughter’s big baby.

When your 75 lb guard dog is really just your daughter’s big baby.

Good morning and happy Tuesday. Who needs a shot to get the day going?

Happy Monday from the work sink. And you wonder why we can’t have nice things…

Good morning and happy Monday. How needs a shot? I’m definitely moving slow Today.

Good morning and happy Sunday! Have a great one. Who needs a shot?

Gone to the dogs.

After 7 years the search for a pork steam buns that gets 17s stamp of approval is complete.

Good morning and happy Saturday. Laziness and football on the agenda here. Who needs espresso?

Let the weekend begin!

Good morning and happy Friday. We made it! Who wants a shot or two or three?

There were probably 10 cloves of garlic in my lunch. Heading into a meeting now. My coworkers are gonna love me. 😂

Oops. Just stirred the pot more. Maybe it wasn’t an accident.

Oops. Just stirred the pot more. Maybe it wasn’t an accident.

Good morning and happy Thursday. Anyone need a shot?

Going on a bit of a rampage at work. I’m either gonna get fired or get promoted. Get your popcorn ready. Shits about to get real.

Good morning and happy Wednesday. Who needs a shot?

Good morning and happy Wednesday. Who needs a shot?

Just accidentally opened Facebook instead of this app. Was very quickly reminded why I don’t use Facebook anymore.

Good morning and happy Sunday. Anyone need a shot?

17 is making pumpkin bread. The smells in this house. 🤤

Audulting done. Edible kicks in soon. Now for football. What’s everyone up to?

Audulting done. Edible kicks in soon. Now for football. What’s everyone up to?