Kenny "The Answer" Carranza

Speak a lil Chinese for ‘em Katie!

I mean…it’s not the worst movie I’ve ever seen that overuses the hard r

The biggest My Bloody Valentine fan on earth is horny af

Ok--I'm all in! Gillian Anderson, Patrick Fischler, and an homage to the NES Friday the 13th video game is the perfect trifecta.

Incredible work here 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Not me talking to my emulsifier after turning cottage cheese into a tangy sour cream...

@insertcredit.com I saw this bumper sticker today and was truly in awe

Spoilers—his wife, Maria did it

Finished Dark Souls for the first time and while I understand the criticism some have for these types of games—understand I’m a freak who still loves Zelda II way more than most entries in that series 😭😮‍💨🤙🏽

I’m a basic, Southern California guy—and got to see some really beautiful parts of Long Island over the weekend. Interactions with the locals vary from regs, polite but curt NYers to the absolutely unhinged.

This is exactly correct 🙌🏽

At this point--I think we need a Communist Party to make Democrat Socialists look less scary.

The first 12 or so seasons of The Simpsons

I work in film permitting and when I say that getting a permit in any residential neighborhood in Pasadena for regular filming hours (let alone filming after 10pm) is a fucking nightmare—know that I mean it. I don’t have to imagine how livid everyone who lives around this abandoned hospital was.

It’s an odd feeling that I can’t vote for the mayor of LA for the first time in forever, as I completely forgot that Pasadena has their own City Hall—but this guide is super helpful for us Californians.

Put some side-gig money towards purchasing Demonschool, Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake and Mina the Hollower 😮‍💨🙌🏽

The comfort of knowing in like 20 years I’ll have enough money to buy a ‘91 Honda CRX SI as my starter home

Balls are the cargo pocket of the male anatomy

Pokémon Pokopia is high-grade communist propaganda

Welp—finally bought Pokémon Pokopia over the weekend and it’s exactly the kinda experience I was looking for. My boy Gooey Lewis just roaming the land, rebuilding the world one block atta time to chiller music…

YHWH famously promised Moses that Mars is there for the taking.

I get that it’s a baby machine or whatever—but when I say this meaty FFVII Rebirth demo on Switch 2 is blowin my baby mind—I MEAN it.

It’s embarrassing this still a thing in the year 2026

*Tucker Carlson voice* They're calling it a, "real taste of freedom"...but is spending the rest of your life in jail the best way to avoid paying income taxes which help fund Israel?

The Met Gala is the Super Smash Bros of fashion

Rolled credits on Yakuza 0 and for how bonkers and goofy the game is--was not remotely prepared to shed a few tears because the story is THAT good!

😭😭😭

Finally picked up Blippo+ per the recommendation of @esper.bsky.social and can already tell it’s right up my alley

I love living in fear of nuclear war for the sake of stock market rebounds

Genius 😭😭😭

Man knows a thing or two about court losses by now

AIran is an acceptable use of AI imho

Google can I use Klarna to purchase firearm for job

This is exactly correct

ICE at airports is a win for the niche MAGA contingent who have never flown in their lives, let alone traveled beyond a 60 mile radius of where they were born.

I’ve been woefully unaware til now of the strength of this turtle’s chip game

Honolulu answers the question, “What if Santa Barbara was the capital of California?”

Been in Oahu for a few hours and the people watching is borderline unhinged

Link finally gets his hands on the Master Assault Rifle

I’m beginning to think our current administration has some communication issues

Meanwhile I’m trynna figure out who owns a Cybertruck that’s constantly parked in front of the library three blocks from my house.

You CAN talk like this about ANY minority in America and people DO on the regular.

Getting a new Resident Evil and Scream release like it's 1996 again.

The upcoming State of the Union address is gonna be levels of unhinged previously unseen.

Legit can’t believe these Konamaniacs finally did it!

The Winter Olympics should also have swimming competitions but the temp of the water is at 40 degrees.

We all make mistakes from time to time.