Beast Stroganoff

Something is wrong in this world when I want to listen to “the rhythm of the night” by DeBarge and Apple Music suggests about nine other songs based on the words I'm typing in before it gets to that one. Something is definitely wrong. Who the hell is Corona? How old am I?

Read it quietly

Famous quotes by French actresses: “I'd be brave as a blizzard.... I'd be gentle as a lizard.... I'd be clever as a gizzard.... If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve. Then I'm sure to get a brain, a heart, a home.” — Deneuve

For a reminder that blueberries have seeds, eat a blueberry.

To reduce the number of spotted lantern flies in your yard, scientists recommend bringing all your spotted lanterns inside.

Dogs yes. Cats no. Burros, maybe.

Buying groceries takes a lot of moolah.

It’s a remarkable coincidence that the two best known songs about Peanuts characters are “Hang on Snoopy” by the McCoys and “Hold on Lucy” by 38 Special.

As if in a Christmas miracle, Pac Man appeared on my bagel plate.

There's no way a Republican Senate will confirm a secretary of defense with a major drinking problem. A Supreme Court justice, sure. But not a secretary of defense.