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Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. King of Nothing In My Pants

Katie Zacharia just smashed your record. You gonna let that stand? @scaramucci.bsky.social

Add 'for Tax Purposes' to the name of a movie. An American Werewolf in London for Tax Purposes

It is a true injustice that ice cream runs out. Absolutely annoying.

Ford Maverick

Ruin a book by adding a word. The Huckleberry Hound of the Baskervilles

To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything About a Boy! Julie Newmar

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.

Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book's title The Greater Gatsby

Feminize a band name Fleetwood Ma'am

Feminize a band name Wyld Mayrz

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite. My. Fucking. Thumb. Sir.

You know, what happened in Dallas last weekend has me thinking. I think GRINDR is letting the app crash on purpose. You KNOW there's a GOP convention in town. You KNOW there's gonna be a huge surge. You free up a couple extra servers...unless you wanna call attention to that surge.

Make a band edible: Iron Butterfly Shrimp

Make a band edible: Earth, Wind, and Fire Sauce

Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones

For the "make a trilogy of three unrelated films" ladder #MovieSky #FilmSky Office Space Joe Vs. the Volcano Castaway

What's an example of perfect casting?

Downgrade a movie: The Penultimate Unicorn

Make a movie scarier: Who's Afraid of Virginia Werewoolf

(Couldn't decide which way to) Downgrade a movie: Indiana Jones and the Corner-Shrine of Doom Indiana Jones and the Temple of Inconvenience West Virginia Jones?

Name a weird film more people should watch Joe vs the Volcano

Make a novel smaller The Grapes of Irritation

Make a band bigger: Sex Rifles

REMEMBER: They all knew.

My math professor gave us 3-dimensional grading criteria. It was a Rubric Cube.

People: You can’t just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in.

Change a letter, ruin a movie Men In Slack

Downplay a book or movie: A Tale of Two Incorporated Townships

Dowplay a book or movie: "The Street Magician of Oz"

Downplay a book or movie: Squire of the Rings

Does HIPAA still apply if you're dead? Asking for a Senator.

Verify your age: The stereo in the living room included a turntable, an 8-track player, and a reel-to-reel player.

Trump: "There are no autistic people over seventy." Me: "Isaac Newton invented calculus in the 1600s because planetary measurements didn't *quite* line up."

Please sir, my Boys, they are Beastie

Merge two movies Field of Nice Dreams

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter W (First or Last) Burt Ward

quote with a fictional band not spinal tap

Make a band out of two others: Emerson, Lake, Palmer, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

Slightly increase a band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Middle-Aged

I don't often think about my atheism. But every time a half-droplet of saliva drops randomly into my windpipe and sends me into a coughing fit that makes my wife wonder if I'll be here tomorrow, I think, "people believe an all-knowing, all-powerful being DESIGNED this?!"

Slightly diminish a book A Tale of Two Incorporated Townships

It's not even 1 o'clock yet, and I'm pacing around my house for a 7 o'clock audition.

Slightly diminish a book 1983

Grogu Without a Cause

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but first you must tell me: what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "penis." Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Penis

Depluralize a movie. Dial M for a Crow