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Actually the correct phrasing is "Speak WELL ENGLISH," like you're trapped at the bottom of a WELL, as in : "HELLOOOO UP THERE SURFACE DWELLER, WITH WHOOOM DID YOU CHEAT ON MEEEEE"

@hankgreen.bsky.social just found out #MeUndies (they're not on bsky) is doing an official #harrypotter line. I know you've partnered with them for a while now. Tough for queer/trans/ally #nerdfighters to watch licensing money go from @thegooddotstore.bsky.social to the likes of J.K. Rowling.

Does anyone know of any charities or anything that I can donate to to help relieve my sense of guilt for having paid money to see The Odyssey? Like a foundation that works to stop Christopher Nolan from making movies anymore, something like that. Thanks in advance

Le boisson Steve, il est orange

Seems to me like astrology pretty much boils down to "all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"

Here's one for the old V:tM fans among us: How about a goth-themed pet store that's also a front for an underground vampire social club, called Caterama.

Let's say, hypothetically, that I filed paperwork to start a business called "Or Current Resident." Let's say that that business would be based at my home address. Would that cause a lot of problems in general, or just for me personally?

This has been a labor of love! What started as a small game hack has expanded over two years into a 200-page horror tome with a TON of moving pieces. It's our most ambitious game and it's not done, but this is a milestone. It's creepy and unsettling and I hope folks will read and play it!

Tis the season when all the juvenile ravens are like "AHHHH, mom worms go in here, put worms in my mouth" and the moms are like "you're a grown bird, find your own worms" and the juveniles are like "GIVE ME LUNCHABLES"

Yeah, this tracks.

My son is also named Bort

Fellas is there a way we can come together to de-normalize scrolling on the phone while standing at the urinal? Seems like a task worth your full attention.

Apparently adding profanity to Google searches no longer disables the AI Overview. Shitfuck.

Stranger at the airport for some reason: "I just got in from Philadelphia and now I have to find Phillipines Airline" My brain "Choose one: oh gosh/oh dang" My mouth: "Oh gang"

"Yes I double majored in seeing salaries decline and art history, I wanted to make sure I thrived in the economy of the future"

This one never gets old: "The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology." - E.O. Wilson

After a series of productive focus groups with customers, leadership, marketing consultants, and our front line staff, we are pleased to announce that our organization will now be known as The Knights Who Say Hi!

We were so close. The director of ICE was just one typo away from being a Human.

When I get in touch with my sensitive side and taste for delicate things and the satisfaction that comes from nurturing others and fostering social connection, that's not me uncovering my feminine side, that's me just appreciating my humanity.

Apparently Dennis Prager injured his back earlier this month and someone wasted no time setting up a Bsky account in his honor. Thoughts and prayers.

This is some good shit, give them your money! Also you can listen to the development process on their excellent podcast Design Doc: oneshotpodcast.com/interview-di...

Trump's ICE will start by deporting folks from Haiti, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, which accept higher numbers of removal flights. The rest will be detained... somewhere else. So says Jason Houser (former ICE chief of staff) on This American Life: www.thisamericanlife.org/846/transcript

"You will always struggle with not feeling productive until you accept that your own joy can be something you produce. It is not the only thing you will make, nor should it be, but it is something valuable and beautiful." - Hank Green, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor