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my name is AFAB Schrader... and you can go FFS yourself

[skyrim guard voice] Now I remember! You're that new member of the polycule. So you, what? Fetch the hormones?

whatever happened to qui-gon jinn? the strong, silent type? that was a jedi. see what they didn't know was once they got qui-gon jinn in touch with his feelings is that they wouldn't be able to shut him up! And then it's dark side this, and dark side that, and dark side vaffancul!

just watched the first rambo movie and i genuinely had no idea that it's set un the PNW and not vietnam lol also its actually like a really good examination of the psychology of the cop? good movie i recommend

eyebrow cinema is easily one of the best movie channels on youtube more ppl shld watch his content

sit back and listen when an expert is speaking

[zionist harry dubois] Mr. Evrart is helping me find my hostages

girls night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's green for an amazing reason

ada shelby is such a wasted character in peaky blinders, i'm on episode 2 of season 1 for my rewatch and shes already had more to do and with more emotion than she gets in the last like 3 seasons combined

i love stokes croft

locktober seventh

"the jean paul gartier girlbulge perfume isn't real it cant hurt you!" the jean paul gartier girlbulge perfume:

white people when the function has disturbing internet mysteries

heartwarming: this kitting has an muntshrom on it's het

missed out on tickets to the transfem collective halloween party bu like 24 hours :(

getting head from an israeli i call that iron dome

saw a transphobe use the phrase Looney Troons recently and i gotta hand it to him that's actually kinda funny, im gonna start using that i think

in the bada bink, straight up "tonying it". and by"it", haha, well. let's justr say. My sopano.

generational run of youtube home page recommendations

ok that was meant to go on my other account but fuck it im drunk and its funny so i'm leaving it on herr

arfid is so fucking dumb like wtf do you mean i'm willing to eat ass but cheese on toast is out of bounds i hate this shit

managers who talk to their grown adult employees in the same tone that a playgroup assistant talks to a four year old deserve to be fired into the fucking sun

its for you dawg it's lit

we live in the stupidest fucking timeline possible

letterboxd should add a feature where they IP ban your account if you post a one-sentence review that's just talking about how much you want to touch yourself to one of the actors

Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.

new trans stereotype unlocked

don't listen to nirvana unplugged at 1am while drunk worst mistake of my life

funniest shot in television history

everything in bristol is 0.3 miles away and yet 40 minutes away simultaneously

i was reading King Leopold's Ghost a few months back and I came across a passage of henry morton stanley literally doing the "a walmart and car park would look great here" bit

idk how to explain it but this is t4t

i feel like no one ever mentions what an insane line "blowing up blocks like al-qaeda" was to put into a song about minecraft creepers

We actually did make lab grown slime girls that fucked and sucked like champions but they were 99% Acetone so they evaporated too quick to do anything. Greatest shame of modern science really.

I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.

why is xhamster called that