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Look, all I’m saying is I didn’t even know there was an explosive diarrhea parasite before Trump got elected

Dear Health Secretary Kennedy, I hope you die after a prolonged and painful battle with butt cancer. Sincerely, Every Rational Person

I about had a heart attack when I saw that Christopher Lee was trending

How is Epstein not trending when the DoJ released then un-released this nugget hours ago?

We need a Doom wad that replaces Phobos with Minneapolis and demons with ICE agents

which is worse 1. seeing a cybertruck out in the wild 2. accidentally stepping in warm dog shit

tfw you spend 20 minutes arguing with a customer support chatbot that only agrees to pass you on to a human after you tell it to commit suicide

@bencollins.bsky.social any chance Horrifying Planet will make a return on ONN?

It’s fun watching children die of Measels in Texas while the government does nothing helpful because that would involve acknowledging that vaccines actually work.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

On the one hand, AI art bad. On the other hand:

“The Republican candidate fellates a microphone on TV” was not on my election season bingo card this year

thanks to this election season I now know way more made up nonsense about Arnold Palmer’s junk than I ever wanted to

Speed 3: Cyberstuck. Two former lovers (Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock) are trapped in a CyberTruck stuck in full self driving mode. They must find a way to escape the truck before it explodes.

pooping your pants is a uniquely human experience

Alf memes, so hot rn

I thought all this talk of blue states allowing post-birth abortions was nonsense until I saw Kamala Harris abort a 78 year old baby live on national television. #debate #kamalaharris

Howard Hughes had his codeine and overgrown fingernails phase, Elon Musk is having his ketamine and hair plugs phase. #elonmusk #tesla

Why are there so many different ways to skin a cat?

@techconnectify.bsky.social It's nice having a place to see your random thoughts and musings again, it's been over a year since I've had the stomach to log in to the bird site.