Beelijah

Your mommy is so annoying! First she says it's cold out, so you need your scarf. THEN, she says it's too warm in the restaurant, and makes you take it off! EVEN THOUGH she already knows all her friends are gonna fuss over you when they see the collar and pacifier you were hiding underneath it.

I know some of you are still adjusting to your 'Mandatory vacation', I'm seeing lots of straps and gags today... But I just wanted to give a tiny reminder that group therapy is not for talking about how much you, or another patient needs a change, okay? The nurses know much more about this than you

Tmi Tuesday, ask me anything!

Lately though, sleepers are good, specifically when it's being paired with no blankets. Babies get their warmth from their clothing, so something about laying on a mattress that's crinkling beneath the sheet, in nothing but fleecy jammies with a big bulge around the middle hits real nice.

Discussion time again! This week (Yes this is my weekly tradition now) the topic is sleepwear! What's your favourite? What hits the right buttons for you? I've always been a big fan of typical, plain two-piece PJs, and nightgowns too, particularly when they're high-end: formality is cute.

Oh my goodness, that's so cute! Even after I made you all itty and bitty, and drooly and cute, you still think it's a good idea to give me the middle finger? Such a brave baby! Well, guess what precious? Time for a diapee blowout! Yes it is! Your mommy's going to have LOTS of laundry to do tonight~

I know... you were watching Bluey and you're very grumpy at me for pausing it... But you need to understand sweetie: it smells like something crawled into your nappy and died, and just because you don't notice it, doesn't mean nobody else does. So, bum-change and powder first, THEN videos

It's kinda fun nursing my pacifier when I'm on call with normie friends who don't know about it. Playing a full round of a game with it in, but taking it out to make the odd comment, and talk between rounds, like I'm a stealthy baby

Sorry honey, but you were acting so immature that I just HAD to turn you into a baby And you were so loud, that I don't feel bad about making you a mute, either I just hope the Mommy you wind up with has a good nose, I'm sure a lil attention seeker like you doesn't want full diapees being ignored

Nobody warned me about the lactation jump-scare that comes with HRT My friends say it's pretty normal though, so assuming they don't have a vested interest in me becoming a diaper-changing, baby-feeding, lullaby singer through mommification, I should be fine

As an aside, being teased for needing a pacifier is so darn cute. Diapers? Embarrassing, but they serve an obvious purpose and keep the floor clean It's so much cuter when you're pouting, and fussing, and crossing your arms, but can't bring yourself to spit out your binky because you're just a tot

Being condescending to trick or treaters about their lame costumes on halloween is a great way to find the bigger kids teasing you too! Only it won't be how 'not scary' you are, it'll be how much your diaper makes you waddle, how noisy your plastic pants are, or how you can't take your pacifier out

Would you believe that being turned into a baby isn't the punishment for smashing up a witches' Jack O Lanterns? Nope, diapers and G-rated television are just a fact of life now. Her gleefully feeding you an entire pureed pumpkin for supper, is the just desserts a little vandal like you deserves

Finally I can post this~ Meet Duli, a friend I've been making for the last two weeks for the sweetest sis in the whole world 💛🩵💛🩵

Tmi tuesday, ask me anything! Going to bed, but I'll answer any questions in the morning!

I think my brain's a lil angry at me. Last night, I dreamt I was back in school, and out of the blue someone asked why I had spare clothes in my backpack, only for the cheerful girl next to me to say it was in case my nappy leaked, right before she revealed my changing supplies. Woke up SHOOK!

Tmi tuesday, ask me anything! Going to bed, but I'll answer any questions in the morning!

Tonight, I'm wondering: what's everyone's SUPER specific, cozy, fantasy place For me, it's a pediatrics ward at night. The idea of stepping out into a dim hallway, and having the group of nice, concerned ladies at the nurse's station immediately willing to help with any problem on earth is so nice

Don't worry, Love, you're not the only person scared of the dentist. Plenty of people have a little accident in the chair, and need to be strapped down, cleaned up, and taped into a nappy, while I finish my work. I'm honestly a nice lady, promise: I'm sure you'll be thanking me, once you can speak

Let's talk pacifiers. No literally: what do you call yours? I'm Aussie, so my brain defaults to 'Dummy' and I'm not sure if that's cringy or not. How about you? Binky, paci, soother?

It's wild how as I've aged, wants and needs have changed all along the way, yet somehow having older women call me pet-names has always remained right at the top.

You're so silly, thinking you could pickup girls without a pacifier...If anyone's taking you home, they need to know that you can suck all the milk out of their boobies first! Lucky I had a spare in my purse! Now, go show all the pretty ladies your binky, and how good you are with it, okay cutie?

ABDL horror: the friend helping you babysit misheard you, when you said you needed them to stop and get 'Pampers' Now the store's closed, the baby smells, and all you have is pastry

Tmi Tuesday: hyped for the park edition! Ask me anything!

You need to understand... Mommy has a nice crib for you, and the cutest adult diapers and even a big binky! And she knows you're cranky from the chloroform, but she can't get that duct-taped puppy pad off, or take those socks out of your mouth, or even get you out of the van until you calm down...

Some people jump to the weirdest conclusions: can you imagine thinking I have 'mommy problems', just because I'd rather have skin on skin and breastfeeding than sex? It's called a preference! What's next? Saying there's something Freudian about how I'd rather have tummy time than play with myself?

Interested in hearing folks opinions again! Tonight's topic: diaper changes! Which location has the best vibes? Backseat of the car? Change table at home? Fold-out table in a public rest room? For me,having someone roll out a change mat in the living room is top-tier: it's so casual and cosy!

I know your mom drives you nuts, so just try not to think about all the time you'll have with her now, how much time you'll spend feeding, and how many diapers she'll be changing. How you'll still have her helping you through your potty training, even once you're finally ready to be out of huggies

I'm disappointed at all the places using this bland 'Parent room' signage, it's not right If you're going in there with your parent or caregiver, people SHOULD think you're getting a diaper-change, even if you're not; and that's ignoring how funny the symbol makes a surprising amount of people feel

Fixing a stuck up attitude starts with regression, but that's only part of it. A new name also does wonders! It's easy for young women to think they're something special when they have a grown up name like 'Eleanor'. "Uh-oh, I think Minnie needs a diapee change!" Rolls off the tongue much better~

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NGL, "The Snuggle Is Real" is absolutely goated

G-rated humor exclusively targeting moms > Things that are actually funny

There's lots of good diaper prints out there, but I feel like it's always gonna be hard to beat the Luvs that had prints with attitude Gosh, I want my mommy to put me in the sassy, cringey diapers. They're so cute! Especially when her friends all think they're hilarious

You probably should've been a nicer babysitter It's hard to know whether or not your charge was always going to turn you into a baby, but if you'd been nicer? Well... They probably wouldn't have specified how smelly a baby you were And they definitely wouldn't have made you an ugly one...

The worst part of everything is the voice that lingers in your head: the playful one that seems to hate you Telling you that your double night-nappy means you won't be changed for a long time That Mommy playing with her boobs means you're due for more milk That yes, you did just have a blowout

Movies, events, costumes: complaining about ANYTHING not being scary enough in October is justifiable grounds for being turned into a thumbsucking, pantswetting fraidy cat who can't do a thing unless there's someone very patient holding their hand, and trying to keep them from bursting into tears

With halloween coming up, it's time to give every young witch out there a reminder. If someone's mean to you, or makes fun of your costume, then yes, it is okay to turn them into a baby; BUT you need to make sure you leave them with someone safe, like Social Services, or a mommy!

Tmi Tuesday! Well, kinda... I'm heading to bed for the night, but leave me some questions and I'll answer in the morning! (Sticker by @mochiarts.bsky.social )

Tmi Tuesday! Well, kinda... I'm heading to bed for the night, but leave me some questions and I'll answer in the morning! (Sticker by @mochiarts.bsky.social )