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Can someone check on Gary Neville after the game please?

Such a relief to see the all the angsty chatter swap to Man Utd instead of my club. That's football for you.

Dan Neidle has an interesting life...part 3267

Of course it's a foul you absolute lemon

Bibbity, bobbity boo.

Newcastle United's owner to execute man for attending protests for religious freedom when he was a child. Under new head coach Matthias Jaissle, the club lies in middle table. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

I wish trains still had windows you could open. That way I could throw the phone playing video on loudspeaker of the guy next to me out of it.

@bethcooper.fyi have you had a response (finally!) to your email to Spurs? I have 😮 "if you still require assistance..." 🙄

Who'd have thought a bean counter could be a national treasure? 😍

Such a hideous story. How far has justice fallen in the US?

My friends son turned 18 recently. These two “men” attacked him without provocation yesterday afternoon at Liverpool St station. 2 lost teeth, broken collarbone, 8 stitches. Hope the #COYS family coming back from the game share this and get them what they deserve. www.btp.police.uk/news/btp/new...

Well it seems my feelings towards Di Zerbi are gathering pace

"Look at all the broken china in this china shop!" exclaims bull www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Every day, a new day.

Jasper is at home.

There seem to be a lot of people here dumping on David Lammy, who have clearly never been to Tottenham.

Thought for the day Bonjour y’all

My Marmite bread is out of the breadmaker and boy does it smell good!

To be fair, "bolstering talent" in Reform is the easiest job in the world...if clever people were gullible.

How fantastic were the anthems on the violin? 😍 #MotoGP

Absolutely! This example particularly annoyed me (in that I immediately noticed it for what it was)

The Michael Sheen documentary about Monsanto dumping toxic waste in Wales is gobsmacking 😮.

Never thought I could be this excited about a 30% chance of rain. Roll on tomorrow at 4 o'clock. 🌧️

Oh, this was a genius plan (even though I say so myself)

Booked to see the Odyssey tomorrow afternoon just to get three hours of air conditioning.

I've just seen my first ever Perseid! The other ones I "saw" were imagined 😆

DRAG HIM STUART

Me, after walking round the Fitzwilliam museum in Cambridge for hours. (Which is fab btw)

I've counted 23 drops of rain on the windscreen of the car. That is it. The rain has stopped.

Yep.

I think we should invent a new game called ‘Soccer’. Only the Americans are allowed to play it. They can have a Worlds Series of Soccer that they can win every year.They can fuck about with the rules all they want and have as many ad breaks as they like. We can carry on with normal football as usual

Is this translated from the original German? www.whitehouse.gov/releases/202...

It would seem that FIFA are right about one thing...maybe...

Can I be arsed to stay up to the end? Nope.

Just sitting in the garden listening to the squabble of a baby green woodpecker thinking how delightful, and the next minute...he bangs into the window and now I think he's dead 😔 I've put him in a box in the shade but he hasn't moved 😢

Oh Harry- you've let me down (again)

They have instituted Shitake law.

Fancy bragging that you are an "influencer". 🙄

It's a party political broadcast isn't it? 🙄

So, how does the #BBC website work when it comes to comments? Story on Burnham is open to comments, and there are thousands, often vitriolic. Story on Farage... and nope, no opportunity to say a word about the grifter grinch. How does this work #ChrisMason ?

Beekeeping in these temperatures is madness. Only got halfway through and had to give up - absolutely wringing wet, and feeling nauseous. Here's hoping they can wait another day without me checking in on them!

Honestly I haven't stopped laughing since I saw this.

So pretty! (But don't touch!) Cinnabar moth caterpillars on ragwort.