house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan)

where I post from! I love my little home office! yes it may smell of mildew, my clothes always damp; the air moist, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! ☺️💖

fuck credit cards I’m getting cane’s

liminal space ass bathroom #liminalspace #interior #backrooms

AI assistant, how do I wipe my own ass?

wearing my x-men shirt to work as a political statement

AI got me so fucked up I’m about to buy an encyclopedia set

at the lake where I saw a truck with trump decal confidently go down a one-way road despite passing multiple wrong-way signs, further proving maga doesn't know how to read.

you know it’s quiet when the ears start ringing

bitches hate it when you hit them with the critical thinking

ant orgy on the window and the landlord says it's MY fault…

just kinda sick and tired :/

getting real tired of 20th-century dystopian novels becoming reality

my dream job has always been to screw in little screws to make iphones but unfortunately I might be too old to get into that line of work

profusely listening to edm in times of uncertainty

can’t stop thinking about this

GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE. TRUST NO ONE. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

I’m wearing red every day in 2036

all artists suffer from chronic pain

here are some "vintage bootleg" t-shirts I designed for my favorite movie, which is creep. 🐺🪓 #graphicdesign #shirtdesign #design #peachfuzz #creep

can’t wait to die of the bird flu in 2 years, 7 months and 16 days.

I found this suspicious flyer while out for a walk today. I’m not sure if I should trust it, but I would really like some juice. #graphicdesign #posterdesign #weirdcore #weirdart

day 46 of trying to drown out the thoughts (unsuccessful)

respect to coders 🫡 that shit sucks

I think everyone should know that I graduated from #Harvard last year, and to prove it, here's my diploma.

I kinda hate these trends, but as someone who likes to think others care about my interests, I’m participating Introduce yourself with One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One tv show 📺

ready and willing to have my consciousness uploaded to a roblox liminal space exploration game

this is not the kind of apocalypse I was horny for

the dead internet theory is beginning to apply to real life

really need some blue sapphire right about now

hello I’m having a terrible week. here’s a shitty pumpkin carving of a white pikmin I tried doing 3 days ago but hurt my finger so I gave up and now it’s molding.

feeling #blessed with my bug juice in hand. life doesn’t get any better than this. 💖 #surreal #art #artist #photoshop #weirdcore #dreamcore #poster #design #graphicdesign #photoedit

what emotion am I supposed to feel when the beat drops?

update: I found pepsi! #liminalspace #mobilephotography #spooky #interior #art #photography #photo

I just wanted a pepsi :((( where the hell am I…?? #liminalspace #mobilephotography #spooky #interior #art #photography #photo

everything’s either “pre-gallbladder” or “post-gallbladder” these days 😒

here’s a collage of my magnum opus: the blugg newspaper. it’s a dumb little newspaper I created that has a variety of topics, all of which are written by me, of course. if you wanna actually read it, you can here: blugg.beehiiv.com #graphicdesign #illustrator #writer #art #newspaper

e coli in quarter pounder 😔

cinnamon toothpicks are great because now I finally get to chew on flavored wood

exploiting my cat bc he’s old and I don’t have much time left