Creese Befunkin

Creese Befunkin

@befunkin.bsky.social

Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works at Lost & Found Department at the Ministry of Object Permanence

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Mary Peltola has already agreed to respect the election results. The DOJ wants to invalidate the election if Sen Sullivan loses because of another ‘Dan Sullivan’ on the ballot. Will Sen Sullivan agree to respect the election results if both Sullivans together get fewer votes than Mary Peltola??

Trump is abandoning Ukraine 🦨 Trump stopped sharing military intelligence with Ukraine 🦨 Trump has slowed down or stopped military aid to Ukraine 🦨 Trump has lifted sanctions on Russia 🦨 Trump wants to meet with Putin + Xi to divide up the world & give Ukraine to Russia. We need to stop him!

The Tangerine Palpatine is incompetence incarnate: 🔻Failed to end the Ukraine War on Day One - or any day since 🔻Announced yet another imaginary ceasefire that ended before it began 🔻Illegally lifts sanctions to hide costs of his Iranian War Why is he still negotiating with Russia?

There are some really wackdoodle arguments against Ranked Choice Voting but they all boil down to one of two things: - they don’t understand how Ranked Choice Voting works - they want Elon Musk to be able to purchase elections in Alaska. See my Substack for this in longer form.

To be clear, this is a reenactment as cameras are not allowed in immigration court. It’s not difficult to understand why this cesspool of an administration doesn’t want cameras documenting their human trafficking. www.unaccompaniedchildren.org

unaccompaniedchildren.orgUNACCOMPANIEDIn February 2025 President Trump cut o@ all funding for legal aid to approximately 26,000 unaccompanied immigrant children. To remain in the U.S., children – some as young as toddlers – must appear in...

I’m ok with our Alaska Senator having an angry outburst or two. In fact it’d be fitting for that to happen while serving in the senate seat previously held by the Alaska Senator that wore an Incredible Hulk necktie to celebrate his famous angry outbursts. I’m voting for Mary Peltola.

A caution about digital hygiene. If you copy and paste links between browsers / applications, the identifiers tacked onto the end of the web address can be used to track you across the net as well as who you exchange web links with … … unless you scrub your web links / URLs of these identifiers.

A caution about digital hygiene. If you copy and paste links between browsers / applications, the identifiers tacked onto the end of the web address can be used to track you across the net as well as who you exchange web links with … … unless you scrub your web links / URLs of these identifiers.

The Final Battle for America’s Democracy By Michael Luttig Judge Luttig served 15 years on the US Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, 1991-2006. He advised VP Mike Pence that the Constitution required that he & the Joint Congress certify Joe Biden as the 46th President of the US on Jan 6, 2021.

Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT fancies he can control the public narrative. He is trying to keep us all in a state of perpetual outrage, reacting to the latest temper tantrum rather than taking steps to defeat every republican that supports him. Please do not let your outrage overcome your actions.

Sen. Sullivan is pandering to voters now just like 6 years ago. A reminder how little Doormat Dan cares about us, our rights and the truth. Doormat Dan was trying to impress us that he stood in solidarity with civil rights pioneer Rep John Lewis, but used a picture of Rep Elijah Cumming instead 🤨🤬

Alaska and America need senators to stand up for our Constitution and the rule of law, not pander to our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT because they lack a backbone. Alaskans please vote for Mary Peltola for Senator.

Koniag Government Services, a subsidiary of Koniag, a for-profit Alaska Native corporation was awarded a $63 million contract to operate a national immigration enforcement call center in rural Tennessee. Alaskans need to convince Koniag of the error of their ways. alaskabeacon.com/2026/08/12/r...

alaskabeacon.comFederal documents show Alaska corporation to operate ICE 24-hour call center in Tennessee | Alaska BeaconThe Department of Homeland Security gave a contract to an Alaska corporation for a national immigration enforcement call center in Tennessee.

I’m afraid it’d take a million strong surrounding the Whitey House with pitchforks and torches to get our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT to turn tail and run. That should NOT be the way a true democracy operates. But we still can celebrate Nixon Resignation Day nonetheless…

Chose your actions wisely, do nothing that helps ICE kill more people. While in ICE custody in 2025 and so far in 2026 a total of 55 people that we know of have died. More have died while being taken into custody. Please do not even inadvertently help ICE exterminate people and VOTE BLUE!

This DOJ would not prosecute or our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT would pardon everyone perpetrating this fraud, so this has to wait for the next administration, assuming we find out by then Where in the World is Carmen McConnell.

He is so DESPERATE for any attention, any association with WINNERS that he will say or do anything to get it. Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is not a world leader, he’s a petulant child that craves recognition at any cost. We are that cost. The downfall of what used to be the USA is that cost.

No Funds for Iran War Until CONGRESS Declares War. Declaring war means a debate in Congress stating: 🇮🇷 Justification for war, ☑️ Objectives of the war, ☠️ Human and budgetary costs - or the war ENDS.

The acting attorney general is refusing to comply with court orders on releasing Trump-Epstein files. To force compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act the court should appoint a Special Master to redact and release the files according to the law.