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β€œprotein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

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People used to get online famous by saying like, β€œUhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

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genuinely shocked i haven't seen this on the tl yet with all the winstonposting

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HEY GANG - DID YOU KNOW THAT NVIDIA JUST PUT ALL OUR GPUS INTO REMOTE ACCESS MODE FOR SLOP AGENTS TO CONNECT TO? NVIDIA APP > SETTINGS > FEATURES > ALLOW AGENT ACCESS > OFF TURN THAT SHIT OFF

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Happy Halloween! πŸŽƒ As we approach the apex of the spooky season, @atimist.bsky.social and I have been plundering candy and growing his pirate booty...yarr!

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holy shit two cakes

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NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

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argentinian TV roasting the fuck out of bolsonaro LMAO - the loser speaks - family tradition: complaining about the results - a classic: the right alleges fraud