Chris Tucker

… And Ukraine started the war with Russia. /s

I love how the racism and xenophobia is always: “These dirty, lazy, stupid people are all better at navigating our economy than you will ever be. You strong, smart, harder-worker, you.”

Something I wish more people would realize.

I worked one shift at a dogfood factory. I went home, put those clothes (that I got while working for several years at a wastewater plant) in a trash bag to throw out, and never went back.

Bobert over here with what feels like my daily mantra.

I saw this and thought about how he won’t lose an ounce of support for his fuck up. Then it dawned on me how Kavanaugh’s confirmation may have been the turning point for the GOP. It was when they adopted the be angry and never admit fault, no matter how obvious tactic; and their base ate it up.

Has anybody checked on that lady who had to count her daughter’s cheese slices under Biden’s economy recently? I wonder how much cheese she buys now.

Which News companies are being banned? Is it the one that went to court a few years ago and used the defense that “no person of sound mind would think what we say is true”? No?… Interesting.

One of the things that I hate about this )besides everything) is how even his excuse is a slap in the face of the Presidency. Like maintaining federal buildings is part of an administrations job. You don’t get extra credit for doing your job.

The United States has lost our damned minds… Or we don’t actually want a trade deal so we can force ourselves further into isolation from the rest of the world. (Which still maintains my first statement).

Imagine the public outcry if Biden had said “it’s what they give me to read” about anything.

Until some Leftist Billionaire buys a major news network or two we won’t escape the age of misinformation. The Sunday Talking head channels on my tv (it’s still important) are Right leaning at a 4:1 ratio. And the local news channels are all owned by Sinclair, so even those end up Republican coded.

“It’s my birthday, God what did you get me?” *opens BlueSky* “Oh. It’s not quite the one I asked for, but it’s still nice. Thanks, God.”

I think Pot should be legal, but that it shouldn’t be legal to smoke it around me and also you have to change clothes between smoking and coming near me. (The same applies to any other cigar/cigarette).

I have a lone libertarian at my lab. And howdy, you have never seen a tantrum like when you ask a libertarian to help with anything that isn’t on their specific list of duties. Of course, they are fine with every other person in the lab stopping our job two weeks a year to help them with their work.

Nothing is better for conservative PR than being credibly accused of 🍇, even if you are a Dem I guess.

Jimmy Carter could sign farm bills because he famously had to sell his farm.

I just saw a post that said being against generative ai was like being anti-car in 1901 and I gotta say, looking at what we’ve done by relying on cars over the past 125 years they might not be making the great point they think they are.

My hot take: Smash Burgers are just shrinkflation in disguise.

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

So I’m an environmental microbiologist that specifically works with Harmful Algal Blooms, and want to say something about the Reflecting Pool. The algae isn’t because Trump’s Team did a bad job, it’s because they made an unreasonable promise. They were never going to keep algae out that pool.

I walked in a Pride Parade today and took my Polaroid camera to take pictures of people in the audience. But I alway gave them the picture afterwards. Everyone popped a fun pose for the picture, but the pure happiness and excitement when I handed them the photo let me know it had been a great idea.

There’s poetry to the neon lights being taller and over the darkened, nay empty, White House. It’s like an on the nose metaphor for how the current president puts his own self-aggrandizement over his duty as leader.

If Trump doesn't throw a tantrum and walk out, you're not doing your job as an interviewer

I just ordered a new Garmin Instinct 3 Solar. This is going to be the hardest thing to give up from my Apple Watch. I’ve used those rings for so many years.

A useful context that I wish the "are the White House's statements about Trump's health accurate?" included is the time he tested positive for Covid, went to an in-person debate with Biden, then didn't disclose he had tested positive until he was so sick that he had to be hospitalized

WHY DON’t STraiGht PeoPLe hAVe a MOntH

Reminder that banning elected officials from trading stock is a total no brainer. They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you. Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.

I made a meme of the reflecting pool paint vs Crater Lake.

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

Earth Day 2026 ✌️

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

But more importantly, who won the UGC match the President watched instead of paying attention to this? (Don’t tell me, I don’t care.)

I’m not smart enough for this many people to be stupider than I am.

The world’s full of bad stuff. But it will still be full of bad stuff tomorrow. Today we “Damn the Man, Save the Empire!”

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hey, FIFA, great inaugural winner of your international peace prize you have there. Solid choice.

A jar of Nutella floating in NASA's Artemis Orion capsule went viral as the perfect accidental ad for the chocolate spread

All of this because we didn’t throw Trump in prison for trying to overthrow an election.

Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood tackled monopolistic news media in 1980. www.misterrogers.org/episodes/win...

Trump is committing war crimes in Iran and is threatening more and worse ones. His entire war strategy at this point is war crimes. A functional Congress would be far down the road of impeachment and removal.

I trained our lab fellows on ddPCR today… www.instagram.com/reel/DVl0Dd-...

My favorite Joke: “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?” (Generally met with “Arrrrr!” as an answer.) To which you reply, “You’d be thinkin that, but truly tis the C they love.” And if they give the classic “I don’t know, what?” response, you can take the joke in either direction.