belanger.bsky.social

7. Whereof one cannot post, thereof one must lurk.

decided to rewrite a shell script in haskell as a learning opportunity

(to an acquaintance who is training for a marathon) yeah, I'm going for my first nethack ascension, so

ahh, time to relax and play some nethack (spend all evening reading wikis and trying to remember key bindings)

extremely funny to me that the blue prince kid keeps sleeping in the tent even after he inherits the house

*slaps hood of the R language for statistical computing* you can fit so many runtime dynamic type errors in this baby

you pronounce camus like samus. i pronounce samus like camus. we are not the same

switching to nixos because i like my config files tidy and my drama messy

ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it

i refuse to have a single midlife crisis. i can easily have three, and i believe four is achievable

completing my sombre annual ritual of googling "duncan the wonder dog show two"

finally learning some haskell, based purely on the strength of their bsky community's posting game

rebranding markov chains as "small language models" and pitching it to masayoshi son for 50 billion dollars plus HST

the secret to enjoying social media imo is to pretend it's read-only

so much respect for Stan Rogers's first song on his first album being about how much Ontario sucks. S-tier hater move

the great thing about installing linux is that you always get to do it twice

i'm solving the "this data"/"these data" dispute by only referring to "datas." i don't have the datas to back me up yet but i'm sure it will work

This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a lol, lmao

i do not want a "delightful customer experience." i want your thing to just work so i can move on with my day. i will never be delighted

my 3-year-old insists that spider man only eats spiders, and I have to say, this is a dark and gritty reboot I can get behind

completing my sombre annual ritual of googling "duncan the wonder dog: show two"

creating a bespoke programming language named "Quine" with a single function called "Quine()" that when invoked has the single side effect of printing "Quine()" to the console and never thinking about this problem ever again

you don't have to be just one kind of guy. you contain multidudes