""If you are nowhere near a ballot drop box or even a standard mailbox and have no other alternative, at least select a stray that seems to be in good health and capable of evading coyotes, hawks, and other predators.”" theonion.com/election-off...
Richard Bellikoff
Richard Bellikoff
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"Benson went on to say that voters with no access to any other method could simply tie their ballot to a balloon, which arrives by the deadline 98% of the time." theonion.com/election-off...
"Lula won by 3 percentage points, twice Donald Trump’s margin in 2024. And he did so despite efforts by the right, in Brazil and elsewhere, to rig the election against him." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-oligar...
"Voting was extended by two hours because widespread disruptions to public transportation had made it difficult for working-class voters to get to the polls. Lula’s campaign alleged that these disruptions were engineered by pro-Bolsonaro mayors . ." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-oligar...
"So let’s celebrate the Brazilian people, who have refused to be bullied by Bolsonaro, by the American oligarchs, and by Trump — who imposed high tariffs on Brazil in 2025 because it put a traitor and insurrectionist (Bolsonaro Sr) on trial." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-oligar...
Make Cancer Great Again.
JUST POSTED: Today at The NYT we are publishing a major investigation into how President Trump used his executive powers to expose millions of Americans to greater cancer risks. A six month-long investigation built on more than 10,000 pages of FOIA records. Read it www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/c...
California, the bluest state in the USA, voted against Trump three times. He hates us and the feeling is mutual. Make America Hate Again. www.latimes.com/environment/...
"President Trump’s approval rating among Latino registered voters has fallen to 24% from 38% at the start of his second term, polls show. Tejano singer Bobby Pulido is trying to flip a Texas congressional seat in a district Trump won by 18 points in 2024." www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
"Maybe it can be run by somebody under contract, but the decisions about how Starlink is used — or many other technologies — the decision about how these are used has to be a public decision. No more foreign policy, national security policy by billionaires." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-starli...
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"The worse Trump and his Republicans fare on Election Night, the more we should worry about his response. Repudiated Trump may turn out to be the most dangerous Trump of all." www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
"It’s a matter of national security: we cannot let private individuals make foreign and defense policy, and it would be totally irresponsible to leave a crucial military asset in the hands of a racist, authoritarian conspiracy theorist." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/its-time-t...
"Responding to Donald J. Trump’s demand that it change its name to “New America,” on Thursday New Mexico announced that it was renaming itself “Fuck Trump.”" open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
". . we’re now in the midst of an enormous healthcare disaster . . . This ongoing healthcare disaster is all on Trump and his party. And again, voters appear to have noticed, giving Democrats a large and growing edge on the issue." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/trump-is-d...
"Trump and his party have done all they can to deny healthcare to millions of Americans. They have done this partly to save money — not to reduce the budget deficit, but to make room for tax cuts for the wealthy. They have also done it out of sheer cruelty." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/trump-is-d...
". . the healthcare disaster, which will ruin many people financially and in some cases kill Americans who can no longer afford essential care, deserves much more attention than it is getting." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/trump-is-d...
". . Trump effectively has nothing left to lose on the political front — and his political bankruptcy has freed him to become his worst self, indulging himself by doing what he always wanted to do — which includes supporting corrupt, murderous dictators." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-traito...
"And there will be much more of this to come. Trump can’t and won’t make America great again. But he can betray everything America stands for, and he’s doing it as we speak." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-traito...
"“You never know when you’re going to have sudden company come breaking down your door, and I don’t want anyone to think I live in a total sty when they’re emptying out my drawers and cabinets,” said Ocasio-Cortez . ." theonion.com/aoc-tidies-u...
"At least two dozen vessels, many of them commercial tankers carrying crude oil and gas, have been attacked this month as they’ve tried to pass through the strait. But, war or no war, M+C Saatchi would endeavor to lure tourists here." www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
"According to a recent article in Arabian Business, a Middle Eastern news outlet that covers real estate, there are “lots of rooms available” in hotels “overlooking the Strait of Hormuz.”. . tourism around the strait has not completely ground to a halt." www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
"Once the midterms are over, Trump, with nothing left to lose, will be free to be his worst self — a malignant narcissist who instinctively supports authoritarians and is preoccupied with revenge against . . anyone that threatens his fragile grandiosity." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/donald-tru...
"Trump has increasingly stopped pretending that he cares about illegal immigration or immigrant crime, and is veering into flat, open racism — so far specially directed against Somalis, but it won’t stop there." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/donald-tru...
"The truth is that political bankruptcy will free Trump to pursue his true desires. And those desires are horrifying." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/donald-tru...
"Taking to Truth Social, the elder Trump called the minuscule Pro Kings crowd a “total disgrace,” adding, “Especially this Year, when we’re Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Last Time we had a King!”" open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
"Q: Won’t this inject much-needed money into the Russian economy to fuel its war machine? A: No, in fact it will be coming right back to the U.S. in the form of campaign donations. Q: What is Russia getting in return? A: Ukraine. theonion.com/what-to-know...
"Q: Is Russian diesel different from normal diesel? A: Yes, it has a nutty aftertaste. Q: How has Congress responded? A: Members of both parties have strongly denounced Hasan Piker." theonion.com/what-to-know...
"He desperately craves being the center of attention, and seeing blind devotion mirrored back at him as that devotion wanes with an increasingly disgusted, exhausted public." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/17/o...
"As his hold on the country seems to be slipping through his pudgy fingers, Trump needs the unqualified love from his blond Praetorian Guard." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/17/o...
"Instead of running the country and dealing with the world he has set on fire, the president is focused on settling petty squabbles and a web of corruption in his incompetent — and dangerous — court." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/17/o...
"If Democrats win Congress this November, they should use their investigative powers to scrutinize Musk’s companies, question his relationships to foreign governments and ensure his compliance with federal law." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/17/o...
"And a future Democratic White House should use the result of that investigation to re-evaluate the government’s ties to Musk, up to and including removing his security clearances, canceling his contracts, divesting from his companies . ." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/17/o...
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"The once-respected position has been degraded by six years of poor decisions and a volatile president who prefers to communicate with the electorate at 3 a.m. in ALL CAPS via his own social media platform." www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
"Here’s to the next White House press secretary. May you outlast the shelf life of a carton of milk." www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
"The former legislator said that, in order to take the job, he was cutting short his participation in a reunion tour with his fellow Beatles." open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Zacharia is bad at lying because she hasn't been doing it as long as Trump. He's had a lot more time to perfect his technique.
"Before the polls changed, before the gradual move of the public away from Trump, there were the efforts of the No Kings organizers. There were the peaceful and patriotic demonstrations of the participants. Before it was fashionable, No Kings was there."
A song for the vert unfairly treated Zacharia: Forget your troubles Come on, get happy You better chase all your cares away Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy Get ready for the judgement day www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7d0...
Trump on Katie Zacharia: "It's not an easy job. I think she was really treated very unfairly. I'll speak to her about it. I told her, 'I think you're better off being happy and I'm not sure you can ever be happy in this job.'"
"Trump is nothing if not a world-class blame-shifter. But demanding that Ukraine fire Zelensky is hardly the rallying cry that Americans are looking for in this season of our own discontent. Trump, even in his Truth Social bubble, must know that." www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
There will be no Dodgers three-peat. The Brewers are going to the World Series for the first time since 1982. www.cnn.com/2026/10/15/s...
"At press time, sources confirmed Kennedy had finally managed to seize his penis and was lying on his back beneath the conference table, kicking his legs in delight while gnawing happily on his scrotum." theonion.com/somersaultin...
"Election officials have 48 hours to respond or face possible emergency court action, the DOJ said; experts say the demand is legally questionable." They can't withhold ballots. They've already been mailed. I've received mine. www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
"Similar federal lists in other states have proved highly inaccurate, raising concerns that eligible voters could be disenfranchised." www.latimes.com/politics/sto...