Unsanctioned Buffoonery

RIP

And now it’s George Takei and William Shatner vying for the TOS tontine. RIP Walter Koenig, a true Shat hater. bsky.app/profile/jess...

*art critic who absolutely loathes Barnett Newman’s paintings*

A horse named Early Voting died yesterday, if you're wondering how the writing this season of America is going.

Dr. Mae Jemison was born #OTD in 1956. In 1992, she launched into orbit aboard the Space Shuttle Endeavour making her the first Black woman to travel into space. 🚀 An incredible life: + Physician (M.D., Cornell 1981) + Peace Corps Area Medical Officer in Sierra Leone & Liberia #WomenInSTEM

Help, I am being personally attacked bsky.app/profile/coop...

Salò, or the 120 Days in Sodom for Tax Purposes

The Wile E. Coyote-esque hole in the international terminal. bsky.app/profile/jes5...

A leading indicator was probably my elementary school taking me out of a class to have me work in the library, for which they were 100% vindicated by my rapid mastery of the Dewey Decimal System and quixotic attempt to read every non-fiction book in it. bsky.app/profile/gail...

There’s zero chance that J. Robert Oppenheimer would sit bare-assed in a hotel chair, even post-coitally bsky.app/profile/dear...

Cleaning the bookshelves and I just realized that it’s the 75th anniversary of my great-grandmother’s memoir.

Watch an ICE agent run down and then run over a man. The man was was then writhing on the ground, saying "You broke my leg! You broke my leg!" Agents didn't help him. And btw, the man wasn't the target of their operation.

Important terminology here and in the thread bsky.app/profile/ziib...

The TARDIS in Seasons 7-10 bsky.app/profile/msle...

Sylvia Plath if she killed herself ass backwards

Not to be confused with Milo de Venus bsky.app/profile/sitc...

Either the end of the original Planet of the Apes or the Night Gallery episode with Ozzie and Harriet, not sure which thing four-year-old me shouldn’t have been watching first. bsky.app/profile/slee...

“Daddy Drank” Close second is whatever “SAUUUSAAGESSSS!!!!!” Is called bsky.app/profile/pork...

I am back on US soil and pretty spicy about it.

How to tell if your dog is the reincarnation of John Holmes

@danagould.bsky.social would like to report that the perfect poster for your next show was made by Richard Dadd in 1854.

The Swansea Museum sure knows how to end a story I’ll tell you what

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

RIP The Sexecutioner, no doubt partying with bandmate Oderus Urungus in Satan’s asscrack.

Invasion of Wales continues apace as we train it to Swansea

Go take a peek at Graham Maby’s discography, and maby you’ll learn something. bsky.app/profile/brai...

We’re 1 for 2 on the UK pub circuit, it’s the War of 1812 all over again

Sadly while in London we couldn’t make it to the Vagina Museum, so I’ll have to say hi to your mom another time.

We were trying to get to Wales but somehow ended up in a place called Cymru. Contact the embassy.

Traveled all the way from Salt Lake City to London to catch some of that classic British theatre I’ve been hearing about

Weird, Ive been walking around here for a half hour and haven’t seen a single perineum, seems str—oh, oh *TATE* Museum.

mmygod

Like the city it serves, JFK is the loudest fucking airport at 11 pm. I’m certain I hear a goddam leafblower.

I replaced a toilet seat three weeks ago and I've just received my *sixth* email from Home Depot asking me to review it. Motherfucker, it is a goddam toilet seat and I have a normal-sized ass. If your shitter ring didn't work you would have heard from me by the end of that day. Thirsty assholes.

The Silence of the Lambs was when they took the Fifth bsky.app/profile/atru...

Seeing Mitch in his current state has really stirred up some feelings. Like for one, I just really, really hope he is in agonizing torment.

I, for one, would be happy to see him be the 48th president. Hopefully today. bsky.app/profile/poli...

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

So, did we ever find out why King Dipshit’s hair was black last weekend or nah

My thing with the trans debate is that I don't even have to engage with it. Oh, you've decided to try to convince me of your position by arguing about how someone identifies, which I could give shit about, in relation to sports, something I actively hate? Good job, idiot.

The theaters will exhibit the Platonic ideal of sedevacantism bsky.app/profile/ok-b...

BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN (1925, dir. Sergei Eisenstein) bsky.app/profile/carl...

www.reuters.com/world/bosnia...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvae...

It’s a sitcom bsky.app/profile/sitc...