Benjamin Badgers

A judge walks out of his courtroom, laughing. A colleague asks, "What’re you laughing about?" ”I just heard a great joke about Charlie Kirk,” the judge says, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. "A joke about Charlie Kirk? Tell me!" "Are you crazy? I just shipped a man to CECOT for that joke!"

Nurgle cultists won!

tfw you find out the priest you’re chatting with is Anglo Catholic

Blackadder ITC is the Comic Sans of maritime reenactors

COMING THIS SPRING ON BBC2: Peter Ginn, Alex Langlands, & Ruth Goodman travel back in time to see something nasty in the woodshed in COLD COMFORT HISTORIC FARM. (I wish)

There is an ancient Internet argument that asks if you would rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, and this piece of gelt begs the question of would you rather eat a dozen normal sized pieces of gelt or one massive piece of gelt. Reader, I chose THE GIANT PIECE OF GELT.

The last time I used Twitter I texted 40404 with my dumb phone, so this is going to be a wild ride for me.