Benjie Gordon

Thank you to MSNOW for showing some of the Michigan undecided voters panel so I can feel better about myself knowing I'm far from being one of the dumbest people in the country.

Made the mistake of turning on CNN this morning and was immediately greeted by Jake Tapper asking Andy Beshear about trans girls in sports because there's clearly no bigger issues happening in our country to talk about. Tapper is such a hack.

Raven letting it all hang out this #caturday, just the fluffiest belly you’ve ever seen.

I know there's a lot going on right now but I think it's weird that CNN has a vampire on almost every night and we never talk about it.

Reminiscing this Batman Day about the first time I met the Batman when he made an appearance at a department store in Los Angeles in the late 70s. #Batman

Raven noshing on a little cat grass this #caturday morning

Raven livin' the condo life this #caturday

How long until Natalie legally changes her name to America Harp?

@mapquest.com

Had to go to the pet store today so of course Raven got a spooky jail for Halloween #caturday

Monty. A rare black mark on Henry Winkler's career. Lasted a month in 1994. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7RB...

When you wanna play hide and seek but also wanna play ball.

The X-Files but from the point of view of the aliens.

We saw a lizard in the backyard earlier this week so now we have to stalk the area a couple times a day, just in case. #caturday

Raven relaxing in the backyard this #caturday morning after partying hard late into the night celebrating her 6th birthday yesterday.

Raven turns 6 today and got a new scratching post for her birthday and wasted no time going after it.

Taylor Swift's next album better be all about how bad communism is so she can get those TikTok numbers up.

Raven getting a #caturday cat grass nosh in before the fireworks ruin everything.

My sister bought Raven a playhouse when I adopted her 5 years ago and she’s had absolutely no interest in it until 2 days ago when she started hanging out in it. Cats are weird part 3632644. #caturday

Why even bother censoring it the second time @cnn.com ?

I don't know how you can listen to this man ramble and rant like this (I'm sorry, I mean "do the weave") while breathing like that and think he's well in any way.

Cat on a Cold Kitchen Counter- 1 performance only - #caturday matinee

He’s gonna end up using all the letters for his presidential library. The Donald J. Trump And Presidential Library.

Hundreds of babies born in NY nine months from now, all named OG.

Living in strange times when I gotta answer questions from my 85 year old mother about the president's predilection for nipple play because it's on the daytime cable news.

Accidentally paused it right at the moment it looks like that thing is going up his butt.

Raven hunting for lizards in the backyard on this fine #caturday

Raven loafin’ on the roof of her condo this #caturday

CNN currently covering the important news of the day, Joe Biden's debate performance in 2024. Fucking ghouls.

Raven playing goalie.

CNN completely lost in the "both sides" of the "heated rhetoric" discussion. If one side says "that side should be executed" and then that side says "man, that's like the kind of stuff authoritarians or Hitler said" it's kind of disingenuous to say "That side needs to stop comparing him to Hitler!"

Any normal human being would be like "Man, random people keep trying to kill me specifically, I really should take a deep look inside myself to see what I'm doing to cause this response." But not this guy. He's just like "See, this is why I need a ballroom in my honor."

After years of living here she’s only recently discovered the kitchen counter and now we have to be served breakfast on there every morning. #caturday

HBO thinks infamous serial killer Aileen Wuornos stars in the 2024 movie Alien: Romulus.

Raven relaxing this caturday after going outside for our daily lizard hunt (she never catches one but we saw one go up a tree once so you know, gotta go outside and sit by that tree for 10 minutes every day now).

Charles Barkley....Round Mound of Compassion and Understanding.

We got a Macho Man Randy Savage at No Kings Santa Clarita, CA #NoKings

No Kings Santa Clarita, CA says No Dick Taters. #NoKings

No Kings in Santa Clarita, CA looking strong again. #NoKings

Here's what gets me about Thom Tillis bringing up Noem killing her dog. He acted like he just found out about it last week when reading her book and we've all known about it for years so it shows how deep in a right wing media bubble they all are to just discover it last week in her book.

I'm surprised Pam Bondi had the self-control to leave Bigfoot off her bs new Epstein list of names.

Weird how many "reporters" from The Free Press Katy Tur has on her MS Now show since her husband got the big promotion at CBS. I'm sure it's just a coincidence though.

As always on Friday the 13th we honor the brave photographer who was able to get a close-up photo of Jason Voorhees and live long enough to get it published in the newspaper.

So much creepy stuff to find in the Epstein Files when you start getting weird with the keywords you search. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

I'm begging all you cable news reporters, stop trying to make the "Donroe Doctrine" happen.

If there was ever a time for the NBA to open an investigation into gambling by referees, now would be the time.