Berlin Kopite

It’s a constant delight that every fan can see clearly what’s wrong at United except United fans themselves. Cheering a poor, failing manager cos he was a good player decades ago and is trying to instill a mythical “United Way” back to a club that thinks it’s too big to fail.

It’s truly insane how refs ref games at Anfield. Rugby tackles on us? Play on! Look at them a bit funny? Free kick. Every single time.

BBC don’t seem to be able to accept that United can be behind.

Wait, Bayern are without Olise and Diaz was only on the bench?

Flo Wirtz, quietly scoring us the winner tonight. Keep going, kid. Looking forward to ordering a truckload of humble-flavoured pie for some of the non-believers.

I never want to see any of our players struggling, suffering and making bad mistakes, or watch the team easily go 2 or 3 goals down like that. But, overall, these games where we concede too much and still come out with points, are very good for the team's resolve & belief going forward. Up the Reds!

Yes! Get in, lads, you bloody idiots! Another win, conceded about 40 goals in 3 games, but we're up to 2nd in the big league.

Hearing the commentator say stuff like "Nyoni intercepts it brilliantly and passes it on to Ngumoha who beats his man easily and races into the box...." is such a beautiful thing to listen to. We've some truly fantastic young lads playing for us.

Has Araujo injured himself in that celebration?

It's a national disgrace that that colossal wanker Matt Hancock was able to waltz out of politics, reinvent himself as a simple man-in-love, and build a massive personal fortune after being so instrumental in causing such unlawful human damage while leading that corrupt covid government.

A bit weird celebrating like the messiah after your crap shot goes in cos of a massive deflection. Have some shame.

Can’t wait to play Brighton next week.

Wonder if Iraola is considering bringing himself on at left back.

I remember when Darwin went off for less.

I’m starting to think we should get rid of Arne Slot and get someone in who can finally get the best out of these lightweight, low IQ, underachievers.

I'd urge Flo Wirtz to take a look at a few reels of Peter Beardsley playing for us in 88. Just do that, lad.

I watched Bond films with my girlfriend at the cinema. We became obsessed with those guys, making up whole mundane lives for them. Wondering how the job interviews went. How they told their wives they were working on the oil rigs but were actually doing 3 weeks on, 1 week off on Scaramanga's island.

I’m not watching but checked the score and to me that looks like 114 🧐

The media seemed impressed that the brave underdog cheats managed to go from being 3 behind to only 2 behind by the end of the game.

Just found out that the ref for the Cheaty game against PSG isn't from Manchester. Weird.

How are Cheaty getting on?

Trey unlocked Flo who unlocked Bradley in that devastating 1st half performance.

3 minutes added on. Surely we're safe for at least a point now.

Tsimikas starting is one thing, making him captain is another.

LFC fans: don't forget that we're one of the early kick-offs in today's Champions League games.

Now and again, I like to think back to that time in '97 when Jarvis Cocker sat ringside to cheer on Prince Naseem Hamed against Tom "Boom Boom" Johnson.

This Chris Kavanagh decision in 2021 👀 #LFC #Liverpool

Just keep in mind: Man City don’t matter.

I'm not saying that Chris Kavanagh is a cheat or even knowingly corrupt but I do think he's a very poor referee & that there's absolutely no way anyone can come from Manchester & not have an inherent dislike or feeling of competition towards Liverpool as a whole. The cities are deep rivals. #PGMOL

Liverpool owners now worth about $350 BILLION, 2nd only to Newcastle, and worth absolutely miles and miles more than the owners of everyone else. Imagine of they did decide to let owners put in to their clubs what they wanted.

Not that I'd be in any way ok with it, no one's pointing out that if City are successful in their appeal, all charges are dropped, & spending rules changed then this would allow all clubs to spend whatever they want. Liverpool are now by far the 2nd wealthiest club in the league, dwarfing City etc.

I’m delighted that so many of the lads turned up today and put a really good shift in. Grav, especially, was outstanding and Liverpool were the better team until the red. Still a lot to do but definitely deserved something from the game, farcical or not.

Liverpool's PL record with Kavanagh in charge in the last 2-and-a-bit seasons: won 4, drawn 3, lost 5.

41 passes and 114 charges of cheating.

Ashton is 6 mile to the east of central Manchester, a bit further east than the Ethiad (formerly known as Eastlands). He grew up just 5 miles away from the stadium, in fact. And he did some of his FA training with the Manchester FA at the Etihad campus. But zero affiliation. None. Not even possible

Stephen Warnock: "A lot of Liverpool fans have started to leave. They have seen enough and they are not happy with what they have seen". What do you think they're not happy with seeing, Stephen, you colossal dickhead?

I take some comfort in knowing that Klopp's 2018-2020 team would have been 5-nil up on these chancers before half time. This, today, is a farce of existential proportions. You can only laugh about it. They'd better get their true comeuppance, the disgraceful cunts.

It's just absolutely ludicrous to see and hear pundits and commentators wax lyrical about City. They should be ashamed of themselves.

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. WE'VE WON IT SIX TIMES

never give up

It feels like a tough ask based on the weakened line up, but a win against the cheats would be massive for the new group, the new coach to build genuine momentum. Would also take us up to 4th in the table on 12 points, just 3pts off the top. Come on Reds!

Ha ha, just seen Hendo’s goal celebration. It never changes. Goes from jogging off calm as you like (like he does this all the time) to cupping his ear at the fans to yelling a massive, angry fuck you to everyone in the ground.