Bertie

Aim pleesed tuo announce dat, du tuo th thundurus deemandes ov liturallee sevral kittehs, Hollywood haz wunce agin come kallin! Openin dis Summa 2026 in theeturs!

Morny Biskitz tuo honnor all th Blakk kittehs on #nationalblackcatday an ma Oranje kitteh frends at th end ov #oranjetober. Sorree bowt th Veew noises in th bakkgrownd.

Hoorah furr #tongueouttuesday! Ai show th Dade ma tung cuz hims stikkin hims feengur in ma fase. Th NURVE!

SPESHUL PURRFORMANSE!! DJ Shadow will be spinning th hitz at th danse pawty! Tell yuo frends!! #plundercats #plunderween

@auggiethebeck.bsky.social did th yuose get yuo noodulez yestadai, an wurr dey deelishush? Ai howpe so, Bestie! 🤎♥️🍜

Gud Morny Frends. Anudder Mundai Iz heer, an dat meens ai gunna send th yuose tuo yuo jobs wif a genurus halpin ov Biskitz an Purrin tuo get yuo weeke started rite! Ai, Bertie, luvs yuo all! Sownd upp!! 🤎

@flashtastic.bsky.social wut ar yuo duuin tuodai, Bestie? Yuo still luukin furr hoom kindeness?

Hoo knos wut ebil lurks in da hartes ov men???

Gud Sunnydai Morny, ma frends! Ai iz duuin a litol grummin befurr ma sunbaff! Wut iz yuo all up tuo tuodai? Wutevah itt is, ai howpe yuo haz a grate tiyme! 🤎

Ma prevents powste imajes curtesee ov YouTube site below. youtu.be/Bz4pts8uY7Y?...

Wen th nip kiks in! 🤎😹

👉🏽SUPER SENIOR ALERT🙏🏽PLEASE RE-POST 🌷Shy, Sweet 15YO Super #Senior #Siamese Kitty "MISHA"🌷 🔊Needs A Calm #FureverHome🏡 ▶️ gallery.cattownoakland.org/cat/22399160 🙏🏽 #AdoptDontShop #Oakland, #CA #SF #SpecialNeeds ▶️ form.jotform.com/cattownoak/a... ☑️Cats☑️Older Kids #CatTownOakland #CatsOfBluesky #Cats

Gud Morny an Happee #caturday ma frends! Yuo all sutch prettee an hansum kittehs. Ai tink aim sooo lukkee tuo haz a frend liyke th YUO! 🤎😸

Onyx is in 24th! We need your vote to get her to 20th place! Please vote if you haven't!

Update! Donations are still off! I have just enough left for the next bloodwork, refills and visit. I think we did it! I love everyone who continues to encourage us through this! I will close as long as bloodwork comes back ok. 🖤🤍❤️🤞🏼😻🥂 gofund.me/6fe7ec1d0

NOOOOOO brayslitts on momb stoar !!! moar to comb soone 🧡 queenbeansart.etsy.com

Heer iz 20 sekunds ov wut Ma nayburhuud haz sownded like sinse 8AM. Th citee iz trimmin all th trees dat th citee ownz (in th siydewalks, ect.) Nunstopp sawing an mulching. Dis occurs wunce a yeer, an itt iz so lowd. Itt skarre even a Vv brayve kitteh, liyke maself! Turn on yuo sownd an expeerense!

Com on frends, Onix iz in 23rd plase currentlee. We can booste her upp if yuo vowte. Itt free an eezee tuo caste a vowte. Onix iz sutch a nise kitteh! 🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

Itt iz Friydai ma frends, an Friydai meens BOOPS! Dis weekes boop iz alsow sootabul furr kissies tuo, if yuo wan! #fridayboops

Ai jus a Babbee sumtiymes. 🤎

@carmeldb.bsky.social did yuo feele th litol shayker?

Dis #throwbackthursday ai wunse agin offah upp ma Deere cuzzin Teddy 🌈, hoo cudunt halp but be a kewtie!

frenz …. cen anniwun hepp boozt dis to hepp momb pae da rezz ov owr ornjtober rent ?! eebin a lil’ bitt heps. gofund.me/170963f34

If anyone is interested in still helping with my Box of Hope Campaign, I am still trying to get 12 more boxes by the end of this month to take to the Cancer Center. They are $45 plus tax, free shipping. Please message me if you want to help. 🩷

Gud Morny Frends! Inna wurld werr nuttin maykes anee sense, ders wun ting dat can alwaiz be reelied on: Cats showin dey whiskies on #whiskerswednesday! Heers ma Whiskies in th Sun! 🤎

Quote repost with a photo of your fuzzy, fluffy or furry overlord! 😼

Itt #tongueouttuesday an ai iz so sikk an tiyred ov wotchin ma beluvved contree be deestroyed by itt morronik, dizgustin, rassist peese ov shid wanna be diktator. So ai say “NYAAH, NYAAH, NYAAAAAAH!” 🍊💩 (Sorry to get political. I just hate what we are becoming in his name.)

(For those who would like more cat in their car. It’s a custom Diahatsu. 😹)

Well Shid…

NOWPE! No gunna happun, Dade!

NOWPE! No gunna happun, Dade!

NOWPE! No gunna happun, Dade!

Heerz a loaf frum th past furr #kittyloafmonday. Sumwun tol ma deere Cuzzin, Squeaks, tuo go werr th gud stuff iz, so herz loafed rite intuo th bakkyarde birbbaff! Nowe, werz th birbs?? Dats ma othur Cuzzin, Enzo (Squeaks’ Brudder), sittin neerbiye. Tuo kittehs dat ai miss a lot. 🌈🌈 🤎🤎🤎

Please vote for our good friend Onyx. They were one of the first friends to welcome us to Bluesky! ❤️❤️❤️

Please vote for my pet in the Top Pets competition 🤩 toppets.com/v/dwbx7v Onyx is still in 1st place thanks to her Army here!! You all are amazing! There are 2 days left! Only the pet in 1st place moves on to the finals! We can do it!!!

Ai haz a speshul Sunnydai Edishun ov Wun Minnut ov Morny Purrin furr all ov th usses hoo neede itt, an ai tink dat a lot ov us do. Hav a grate dai, everbuddee an be nise tuo eech othur! Ai luvs yuo all! 🤎🧡🤍🩶🖤

Frends, ai am gettin reddy tuo turn owt th lites an get sum eep. I jus wan tuo sai tuo th 2 deere frends hoo hav gonn on hiatus- we miss th yuo boff an yuo boff ar in ar harts tuonite. Be good tuo yoeselves an kno dat we luvs yuo boff vv mutch. Sumtin tuo ponder az yuo go tuo eep tuonite. 🤎🤍🖤🧡🩶🫂🐾

Hazzin fun playin wit ma wite mousie on th krinkul paypurr! #caturday

Starting #caturday off rite wif sum Silvervine paypurr fun!

Please vote for my pet in the Top Pets competition 🤩 toppets.com/v/dwbx7v Please keep voting for Onyx! She is currently in 2nd place! Let's see if we can get her back in 1st!!!

Willow had four teeth extracted at the vet. Anything you can give would be appreciated. gofund.me/28fb3b7a7

Wotchin Dade washin th dishes. Ai uzuwallee wayte payshuntlee until Him dunn. Den dade pikk th me up an gentlee bownse th me in hims arms.

🤎🤍🩶🤍🖤🤍 Long lib da #Plundercats!!! 😻😽😻!

… and a Vv seereyus “ Cats Don Tawk Liyke DAT!” Kommando! Dey common owtta th wuudwurk dis Morny!! 😹