anarkhi darkmore

i am broken

we have officially watched tenacious d three times

jesus christ, what did they do to shaq

FAT BITCHES: it is not impossible for you to have an eating disorder. you're actually statistically more likely to have one

FUCK OFF

15 years ago, you could say to your phone "set an alarm for when i get home" and it would do it. but now you say to your phone "im in love with you" and it responds back "sweet, can i have $40 i need to pay my crippling water debt."

barry left a big scratch on my hand and titty when we were shoving him in a carrier to go to the vet

dear android: I DO NOT WANT GLANCE. I HAVE UNINSTALLED IT THREE TIMES. GET THE FUCKING MEMO. LEAVE ME ALONE

my alt skin

Funnelcakes HD

my usual pants got dirty. i found these. my wife said i had to wear them. now im an amogus i guess

Carrot cake rabbit (he/him)

i lost my vape :( im sleepy and i want another hit

baa it's me, Quiet! HI

what

baaabbaa - Quiet

i need to take my T but im sick of showers im just gonna wipe my shoulders real good <-clueless

i need to be kidnapped and kept away from all drugs and phones for a week... all things considered that part of the psych ward was pretty great. the everything else about it was what sucked

moon warrior (he/him) 🐇🗡️🌙

kevita changed their bottles to be more boring so now this bottle is kind of a collectible

hi I don't front often...it's me Shiloh