Clive Barnard

The electrician was commended for keeping the company current. #JokeOfTheDay

The geologist had a solid understanding of the company's core values. #JokeOfTheDay

The meteorologist was confident because the climate in the office was great. #JokeOfTheDay

The glassblower knew his future was crystal clear. #JokeOfTheDay

The battery manufacturer started the day energized but drained by the end. #JokeOfTheDay

Everyone warmed to the insulation engineer. #JokeOfTheDay

The beekeeper was delighted when there was a buzz around his business. #JokeOfTheDay

The cartographer was looking forward to being promoted because he had already mapped out his career. #JokeOfTheDay

Saw them live and they were excellent. This is a new release from a local group. youtu.be/90yc2ZdaP_s?...

The acoustician was very modest despite having a resounding reputation. #JokeOfTheDay

The lighthouse restoration project was a glaring success. #JokeOfTheDay

One episode in and it looks good. I am certainly going to watch and see how the trilogy finishes. Love Ultron's inclusion. May revisit rating at the end of the series boxd.it/gNCNaT

The ceramicist was delighted when her new pottery line created a big stir. #JokeOfTheDay

The archery coach was praised for his straight-shooting advice. #JokeOfTheDay

The watchmaker was awarded a prize for his timely contributions to science. #JokeOfTheDay

The origami instructor had to quit because the workload was piling up in folds. #JokeOfTheDay

The trampoline park owner was thrilled when profits bounced back. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it was very sinister. #JokeOfTheDay

Love the music and the story is engaging. I am a little confused they didn't follow more closely his actual story as it is also very interesting if not if not a cleancut. I listen to the soundtrack quite often and that is the heart of a musical, I have no choice but give it 5 stars. boxd.it/acjI

The mathematician's dog ate his calculator, so he had to work out the problems by logs. #JokeOfTheDay

I really liked my Palm/Handspring devices. Shame they didn't survive iOS/Android landslide medium.com/chmcore/the-...

The magician got angry and pulled his hare out. #JokeOfTheDay

Firstly, this is not the 'Airplane' of superhero movies (it would love to be) but is a bit of fun and entertaining. Especially if you approach it with somewhat low expectations. It had a few laughs and cameos. It was worth a watch but I won't be looking to watch it again. boxd.it/gFO5QX

I asked the painter if he liked his job and his reply was colourful. #JokeOfTheDay

The cobbler didn't like working late shifts because it was soul destroying work and he felt like a heel. #JokeOfTheDay

The holiday park fire was in tents. #JokeOfTheDay

I hired a handyman to build a bookshelf, but he had no shelf-control. #JokeOfTheDay

This is a nightmare to end up in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOWy...

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it didn't feel right. #JokeOfTheDay

The plumber was caught weeping because his work went down the drain. #JokeOfTheDay

I stopped going to the mobster sauna because I couldn't handle the heat. #JokeOfTheDay

The candle salesman left his job due to being burnt out. #JokeOfTheDay

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The bowling alley was forced to close down because all the strikes. #JokeOfTheDay

The tailor was fired for not fitting in. #JokeOfTheDay

When the dairy farmer won the lottery, he was udderly shocked. #JokeOfTheDay

I wanted to learn how to drive a train but the instructor told me I'd lost my locomotion. #JokeOfTheDay

The butcher was so proud of his work, he thought it was a cut above the rest. #JokeOfTheDay

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust. #JokeOfTheDay

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. #JokeOfTheDay

When the window dresser was asked to work overtime, he made a display of himself. #JokeOfTheDay

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I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but nobody like it. #JokeOfTheDay

Velcro is a total rip-off. #JokeOfTheDay

Do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it. #JokeOfTheDay

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you." #JokeOfTheDay

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. #JokeOfTheDay

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. #JokeOfTheDay

I tried to catch some fog earlier, but I mist. #JokeOfTheDay