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I can't believe Dolphins actually won today. Not even that excited about it.

I'm so proud of my sister for finally watching Backrooms. She's easily scared but adventurous. Kudos lil sis for growing a pair😊

I mean, shit, you can really see the sadness in Matthew Broderick's eyes when he does those Hard Rock gambling app adds.

The agony of being a fan of the Dolphins I cannot describe..😑

Wanna feel old? Oysterhead came out 25 yrs ago.

This is the funniest thing I've seen today

Got a new xhit account, I'm on a rampage with these magats. I don't even care if the account gets suspended. I'm enjoying getting blocked by them. I'm definitely striking nerves. Got 3 fucking followers that are human, the rest are all girl bots trying to fuck me😂

Had to beg my Mom to get rid of chatgpt today.

When they start bulldozing Yellowstone, don't forget who voted for that.

Excuse me while I take a shit Shit Oh God you're all paying for it

Bill Maher thinks his weed "cred"makes him a cool guy. Bill Maher is a stupid cunt.

I've been on this planet for 52 and a half years. I can say with confidence that this is the most shitty decade of all.

Ffs, can't we just fly the trump administration out to the Sahara Desert, and just fucking leave them there?

JD Vance is a humongous dork.

It's going to be fun when people start throwing shit at him.

Cool custom eye, this will look so cool in their pool.

Is he dead yet?

This fucking ballroom better collapse on the mfr's head.

I'm lovin' it, that McDonalds is going to shit.😂

If my uncle Ian was still alive, he'd say this about trump, "He's a bloody c_nt"

Can't we just human-centipede the whole administration and be done with it???

Every single reporter needs to be rude af with trump. Mock him with every question.

Trump's cabinet would probably fail drug tests.

I saw 5 of the 6 planets this morning.

Don't forget

Dang, he's still breathing our oxygen?!

I could start a movie franchise on just hallucinogenic adventures I've had in my life, so far.

If we created AI, we can destroy it.

Y r deez kids so mad at genX? We didn't fuck your vibes up.

I might hit Jacksonville show Oct 9th.

No Dogs Allowed On The Subway

Idk who has to read this... Bob Dylan is not dead, Cern shutting off didn't bring him back to life. Because he never fucking died. Go look for more plausible Mandela effects ffs.

If every data center were to burn to the ground, it would be better than letting them run us into the ground.

Cool, now do 97,98,99,00 at Big Cypress 😎

Never forget how lucky I was in 96. Yes I fucking laminated it.

96 prob my favorite year of tours.

95 me, I'm ready to go back.

Elon Musk had it with me, I'm permanently banned from Twitter. My fight against Nazis is over, they got me suspended.

I'm back on here.

I'm in a MXC rabbithole on YouTube, I've been in before. Tears and sore abs from laughing. I forgot how funny this shit was.

I sometimes think of the alternate reality where Jimi Hendrix played a Les Paul, and Jimmy Page played a Strat. How different it would all sound. 😵‍💫

Faceplant into rock

Hopefully the rain starts when my shrooms kick in, gonna stand in it.

Oh boy oh man oh god oh shiiiiit

Was on a Wells Fargo Band loop all day at work today.

I could eat coconut shrimp every day and be content.

On Mondays, I feel like how Harrison Ford walks.

I'm telling my mommy you guys are being mean to me.