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bigskyjer.bsky.social
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If we manage to nuke earth, and the elites are all set with bunkers, yadda yadda, deathscape, cats and dogs living together, etc., what makes Trump think he and his cadre would even be invited underground? He hasn’t achieved acceptance in 80yrs, money will mean squat and he has no skills to offer?

bigskyjer.bsky.social
@bigskyjer.bsky.social

Trump is the like a 40 year old, 5’6” accountant who “just missed” making the Globetrotters. Gets pissed. Circulates scandalous lies about Meadowlark Lemon, and bellows “racism”! Buys the team at a discount. Fires everyone and rebrands them to become the Globetakers! From Haden Lake, Idaho.

bigskyjer.bsky.social
@bigskyjer.bsky.social

Team goes 0-51. Point guard Miller out with syphilis. The backcourt is a disaster. Roommates, Johnson and Vance have the most fucked up requests for their lodging? Thankfully, the team trainer, Rudy, managed effeminate, homoerotic, stars - touring with Stryper in the 80’s.

bigskyjer.bsky.social
@bigskyjer.bsky.social

Bondi can no longer run (assholeunclenchitis). Hegseth, the mascot, got arrested for throwing keggers at cosmetology colleges and KKK rallies. Trump receives “owner of the year for intergalactic basketball excellence. “ Wait until “Hoops” figures out Hart Mt. Internment camp is next door in Wyo.

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