Steve

Sorry President Pedophile, but I’m going to have to decline

Sugar-free Sprite is good for you

I’m all good here, brother

I just found out that I was underclocking (???) my RAM and was able to bump the transfer rate up a step. Not sure I’m noticing any difference whatsoever but this is likely the closest I’ll get to feeling the thrill of a computer upgrade in a long time

Just occurred to me that my dad had played a lot of Victor Borge when I was young. I wonder if that’s been buried in my subconscious, ready to awaken. Is that why I spent 3 weeks trying to learn Cheeseburger in Paradise?

Correction: Nathan was talking about another movie, not his own

Saw an ominous hole in the roof of the QFC parking garage. Probably best not to dwell on it

Foggy oat there

It’s kind of annoying to see certain trends get talked about to death on here, but then I go to Reddit (my mistake) and see a post on the front page that is like “is it ok to hate women” with 1000 replies all saying yes.

Just walked in on my 7-year-old using the family computer to look at pictures of Leon S. Kennedy.

I bought a cheese called “Old World Cheddar” that uses a historic recipe, thinking it would just be a nice sharp cheddar and it was straight up nasty. There are a lot of reasons to avoid time travel, should the opportunity present itself, but I can add “nasty cheese” to the very top of the list.

Intimidated by furry excellence

In the mid 2000s it was in vogue to use furries as a cultural punching bag and I regrettably bought into that. A few years ago I made a conscious decision that furries are cool and deserve respect. I apologize for my past beliefs. I stand with the furry community #furriesarecool #inmybook

Nice nuts and seeds you got there. But are they nature’s?

The 3 o’clock sleepy feeling is real and it is truly bewildering that it has only been officially recognized by the Spanish and the 5 Hour Energy Corporation.

Getting high and playing Cape Hideous is legitimately a top 10 gaming moment for me. If the art style interests you even a little bit, it’s a true wonder seeing all the details come alive as you play. Incredible game.

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I saw a bird nest in the yard and gathered the kids so we could investigate. Got to the nest and peeked inside and, ope, it was full of dead baby birds. Now that’s a hashtag parenting fail.

I thought for the longest time that the Aaron Eckhart movie “No Reservations” was about Anthony Bourdain. Finally found it that it’s not. I also found out that Bradly Cooper played Bourdain in a TV show, but was also a chef in the movie called Burnt. This has been another boring story about my life.

Someone put “Supply Chain Management for Dummies” in the little free library by my kids’ school. I’m now imagining someone who is supply chain curious, but hasn’t yet bought any books, stumbling across that and it changing their life.

Getting pretty sick of Heidi Klum and her “wacky” costumes. Enough.

Supreme Court Justice John Roberts, can you help me get this couch into the van?

LinkedIn will send me an email and the subject will be “Steve, you’re puzzle expires soon!” What the fuck are you talking about? I *never* want to hear from your ass, let alone some shit about puzzles.

Glad this movie is coming out, fuck you WB etc, but let’s be real, that opening rocket shoe gag is abysmal. The shoes simply explode? Chuck Jones is well and truly dead.

I was sick last night and to distract myself from my pain and nausea I just kept repeating a headline that I had read earlier “Charles Dance officially joins the cast of The Batman II” over and over. Insane thing to do, but it did help. Thank you Charles Dance.