Bill Gerdes

9/9 bitches

bruh

Today many people will once again realize that the Boss is no communist

Oh no Canada

Today many people will once again realize that the Boss is no communist

I’ve made it

Just on the NYT website and you’d think Jesus had redied or something. 5 top of page stories about a guy whose whole life was dedicated to a ugly right version of an authoritarian America.

I’ll be doing some open mics but this will be my first real gig since coming back to the states. Some really funny people up at the winery!

If you ever lose a bag with #Aer Lingus you are in for a Gulag Archipelago level of suffering

The #Pulp show last night at the Hydro was amazing

My hometown where life is cheap but the rent is not.

I’ve got a relative whose disabled child helps make bullets in a bullet factory for 50 cents an hour and man that sums up the country these days

Do you like food, Tequila, anything plastic? Buying a car more than once in your life? You are in for a shock with the #Trumptariffs

I’ll be doing stand up 2 nights this week in Edinburgh as The Cancelled Comic who’s talking everywhere about how no one lets him talk anymore Monday Free for All at the Monkey Barrel 8pm Wednesday at Auld Cheeky in The Waverly Bar 8pm

If you’re pissed about Sen. Chuck Schumer caving to Trump and Elon Musk, take the pledge to boycott contributions to all Senate Democrats until they replace him as leader: chng.it/mZgjGv9rS9

An absolute badass - watch him save the 70’s disaster film The Poseidon Adventure with his frenzied performance

If you live in Edinburgh come check out our show in a few weeks- porn bots and crypto grifters are welcome too!

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

#MedSky: Trump & complicit republicans (and ineffective / inactive / scared dems) have taken away the CDC, WHO, & other important medical resources. This matters for us. #50Marches #50States Please share & participate if you are able. www.reddit.com/r/Quakers/co... www.reddit.com/r/Indiana/co...

What a disgrace

Devastating for scientists and their research, and everyone who benefits from that research. I’m not sure if everyone outside academia is aware that a delay or “pause” in grant funding often means the researchers themselves are lost from the field, along with their expertise.

Pretty much

We have Blue Monday today in Scotland and Inauguration of the New Order in the US. Feels like a good day to try run off the webs and drink whisky

I was told a few days ago by a man that Trump was tough. I laughed.

I’m currently in Central Florida and I can report they love Trump but they worship Elon.

This is my middle seat all the way to Jersey face

The excitement of finding out whether my new follower on here is a bot, a crypto bot , a porn bot or simply a grifter can be overwhelming

It Cold up here

I will never “age myself “

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

Found a giant ice dildo on our walk to the Hermitage near Perth today #thecoldneverbotheredhrranyway

If you showed me the headline of this article in 2015 I would have thought you were talking about the title of an old Jethro Tull album

This whole controversy has a very The Onion “Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my dick” article vibe to it

Whether it’s this woman facing off against Nazis in the streets or me deciding to leave Twitter we’ve all shown amazing courage this last month

My favorite Spanish beer Is much too dear To buy here I believe that’s a poem and an anti- Brexit primal scream

I just endured the living hell of socialized medicine where I got an appointment within an hour, quickly saw a friendly doctor for free and then got two prescriptions again for free.

Im not sure why people post about the number of books they read. It’s the pretentious of the books you should brag about. If you’re haven’t read any literary criticism in Polish this year easy on the book brags

View out the front. Haven’t actually walked out in it yet

Woke up to a winter wonderland today in Edinburgh

With Gaetz out here is the list of the cabinet so far: Secretary of State: Rubio Attorney General: The Hillside Strangler Surgeon General: Dr Oz Chief of Staff: Gaetz’ ecstasy dealer Secretary of Agriculture: The Jolly Green Giant All read as jokes but only half are!

I like this place it reminds me of old Twitter but with nicer people. I can follow traffic problems on Lothian Road and interact with other trauma victims of the US election. What do we do now is the real question, not about the traffic that’ll sort itself out