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If I cannot talk about the president of our countries latest headlines while I am at work without getting a call from HR, then maybe the MF is not qualified for the presidency?

Bluesky has 2 kinds of users

She was raped by her step father as a child, escaped and STILL overcame all odds and is now this 🤏 close to being Governor of the entire state? Sounds like a success story to me. Sounds like she doesn't just let men walk all over her anymore. I voted for Amy Acton today and couldn't be more proud.

Because of course Vivek Ramaswamy would release an ad portraying a woman who stayed married to a man who molested her daughter. Between the one ad with the SEX PREDATOR and now the one with the SEX PREDATOR APOLOGIST, we know EXACTLY the types of people that support him.

for a minute there i thought there were monsters on this world

Nothing and I mean nothing gets me hornier than watching the Browns beat the Steelers on a primetime game for all the world to see.

Deshaun Watson is making it very difficult for Browns fans to stand on their principles.

This is just something who isn't up for re-election this cycle would say. And the field just opened up for (D-IL) in 2028 because I can promise you this woman is not getting reelected. Illinois is OBAMAS state and those people are not gonna let you even REMOTELY defend that rapist Donald Trump.

Buccaneers Social Media team made this blurb before the game and didn't change it after the loss to the Cleveland Browns. That's how confident they were.

In Austin Powers 4, I PROMISE you a plotline will have to do with Dr. Evil having a bunch of unwavering supporters defending his every move no matter what type of chaos he causes.

My 79 year old grandmother is cleaning houses during the week, bartending at night and catering on Saturdays.

Finally. I can be considered for a job in the FBI. 😎

The next Democratic President will CERTAINLY rename Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico back to their rightful names. Both Mexico & Canada are going to be SO grateful that they are going to come to us with open arms wanting to trade again. Prices drop. We are great again. AND he will be dead by then.

The reason all these celebrities keep dying is because Heaven is in need of people. When HELL is in need of people, they will take our president.

Another 80 year old down, lets keep 'em coming.

Living in Ohio, Buc-ees has always been the place I see when I drive TO a destination, its never AT the destination nor is it ever even in the same STATE as the destination.

Wow so my Buc-ees shirt is now associated with MAGA and I cannot wear it anymore.

FUCK THE CLEVELAND BROWNS

Hey Gary, Indiana lacks power after storm, not sure if you heard.

I literally just took a break from reading to check on work, but first hopped on Bluesky, saw this and AM APPALLED by what I am reading.

Congrats Darshan on your VISA! #boythrob

Unless the trump comments were "𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗸𝗲", I could not care less what they were.

Oh were having a book discussion? My 2026 book log so far. It's been a HELL OF A YEAR. 📖 #booksky

Me every time I see that mf Donald Trump's name shoot to the top of the Trending board...

Donald Trump preparing his trip to Philadelphia so he can be in Lebron James' introductory press photos.

Its absolutely sickening to think that the Cleveland Cavaliers really thought they had a roster strong enough to get Lebron to return. Koby Altman's love for "running it back" is an absolute joke and the man has no business running a team.

Gorilla Glue Day 13 of flower 🔥 #weedsky

I have only taken 3 naps in my adult life. Nap # 1: Lebron announced his return to Cleveland Nap # 2: Kobe Bryant helicopter crash Nap # 3: Charlie Kirk's neck popped Should I take another nap today?

Favorite part of the new Avengers: Doomsday trailer.

Donald Trump is just standing there fucking lying to you.

Trumps speeches are more fun to watch when they are outdoors.

I have changed my tone on whether or not Lebron would be coming back home to play for the Cavs. With each passing day, I believe the chances of his return diminish. If he goes to GSW, he will lose all support from Cleveland. If he goes to MIA, then eh ok. Philly? The only place we wont be mad.

From now on, anyone that wants to enter or pass through my neighbors house will have to pay me 20% off the top for entry. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Listen, I am from Akron. We all hear the rumblings about what's happening with Lebron James and where he's going. It seems like the national media ignores most of it, but we knew he was joining the Heat, we knew he was coming home, we knew he was going to the LA, we know he's coming home again.

LeBrons down to TWO options.

Shoutout to the corrupt HR rep who got fired on Thursday. Hope you’re enjoying your INDEPENDENCE DAY ya crusty ol bitch.

If LeBron James joins the golden state warriors, it would be a slap to the face of all those Cavs he vacationed with last week. It would be a slap to Cleveland fans. And it would spoil the 2016 NBA Finals win for a lot of people.

Quick someone tell that Mango Mussolini that he's trending third, behind Mamdani and Obama.

CBS scheduling the Colbert Finale and Survivor 50 Finale on the same night does NOT bode well for the Paramount Plus subscriber count. #canceled

I would like to personally thank RJ Barrett for "sinking" that ridiculous 3 pointer that allowed me and the other 19,431 people at that Cavs game last night to experience a game 7 win in person. Jarrett Allen OWNS you Toronto.

Wow I finally feel seen! Thanks Cleveland Guardians for giving me hope in this increasingly potassiumed world!

Donald Trump has staged another fake shooting.

I am a democrat who no longer likes Eric Swalwell. See how easy that was, MAGA?

I am so glad the Kristi Noem stuff came out yesterday and not on this, the day of April Fools.

Just once in my life I want to be as happy as Venezuela is after winning this World Baseball Classic.

By now, I think we all just wanna see that McDonald’s CEO deepthroat a McRib.

*Rebecca Black at Macy’s shopping for a new coat* Employee: So we’ve narrowed our choices to these two. This Peacoat or this Goose Down jacket? *holds up both* Rebecca Black: *checks phone, sees it’s Friday* I’ll take the down.

Let’s go Iranian Hackers, make with the Trump video please.