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BREAKING: When secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth said the Iranian nuclear site was “obliterated,“ turns out he may have just been describing himself after five shots and a bottle of whatever this is.

“Unnamed Source Claims Black Eye Caused by Slap from Reality.”

If Taco Bell doesn't come out with a chicken taco wrapped in a Cheeto-dusted shell, they've missed a HUGE opportunity. 🌮 "Art of the Deal Meal" they tell you it's $20, you say no way then they give it to you for $0.99

Just heard that tariffs are being imposed on Antarctica… because clearly, these penguins have been monopolizing the ice market! Someone tell Trump that their only exports are cuteness and cold vibes! #AntarcticTradeWars