Bipalium

spending a fair amount of time thinking, wow, the life of a sad pervert cartoonist, I've arrived

skeletons are pouring out of the closet, I'm talking to a sister i wasn't allowed to see or speak to for 26 years, and I'm completely emotionally frozen around my mom, who doesn't understand what's wrong with me.

spending a fair amount of time thinking, wow, the life of a sad pervert cartoonist, I've arrived

my dad died at the end of june and i haven't been able to talk about it on main---partly bc it is so private but also bc my mom reads my main account and is verrrrrry sensitive about how i talk about him, so im talking about it here instead.

hi so i used to work at a partial service brothel and you will never make me feel sorry for men who feel betrayed that a "girlfriend experience" they *paid for* was outsourced to a call center 💸💸💸

Every single one of these dudes presumably has jerked off to free porn; every single one of them has had their lives shaped by a heirarchy that places them over the people they beat off to. Log off and learn how to be friends with women for real or pay the piper 🐀🐀🐀💸💸💸

one time I, a person who struggles to exist solely in the present, asked my partner if he ever wondered what his life would be like if he had an older brother instead of an older sister. Visibly disturbed he replied "no, i have never once thought about that and neither should you".

beginning to think bsky devs won't implement a poll feature bc they know I'll abuse it with q's like "are asses more attractive if you have a penis to rub on them?" and "if you could cum with any part of your body not your genitals, what would it be: elbows, knees, ears"

hi so i used to work at a partial service brothel and you will never make me feel sorry for men who feel betrayed that a "girlfriend experience" they *paid for* was outsourced to a call center 💸💸💸

you can't buy your way out of loneliness, you can only buy the fantasy that you can. All of these men's anger stems from a refusal to reckon with this basic truth, even though they know rationally they were never going to date these women 'for real'.

hi so i used to work at a partial service brothel and you will never make me feel sorry for men who feel betrayed that a "girlfriend experience" they *paid for* was outsourced to a call center 💸💸💸

Hello, this is a #monsterfucker account; these are my monsters. #teratophillia #nsfw